So this is what it means to play the Balatro Cryptid Mod
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So this is what it means to play the Balatro Cryptid Mod
I don’t even know how to conceptualize what “e1.12e6” means. I’ve won Balatro with a single card that triggered a minimum of 28 times. holy shit cryptid mod is stupid (awestruck/admiring)
(for the curious, the seed is 84HYLP53, hearts only deck, white stake difficulty. good luck out there.)
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this is my balatro cryptid mod low score.
who wants to beat it?
cryptid is fucking absurd
love how the balatro cryptid mod has permenantly burned funky town into my brain
modded balatro is just listening to funky town while the game figures out how to handle game breaking math