#cryptid monsters

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Cryptids and Coffee by Blake Austin

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I'm selling stickers to try to make a bit more cash for the holidays and I made a mothman design that I loved so much I had to draw it digitaly

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Interpretations of my favorite cryptid monsters

Bigfoot

Gentle giant

Real fluffy

Has a pile of flannels

Dumpy and portly

Owns a mancave like a mansion

Can and will crush you with a rock if he needs to

Has no idea what WikiFeet is

Loves hugs

Goatman

Is real greedy over his bridge

Doesn’t like strangers

Will push anybody out of his way

Has a heart tattoo

Hates Shane Madej

Doesn’t care but actually does

Looks cool in sunglasses

Probably has a soft spot for those he cares about

Jersey Devil

Doesn’t like rejection

Is SUPER flexible but klutzy

Has the tendency to hiss

Is honestly pretty lonely

Has family issues

Shares a rivalry with Goatman

Flies to escape reality but looks weird doing it

Thunderbird

Queen of blending in with the night

Super speedy

Has GREAT eyesight

Feathers are spotless

Likes to race with smaller inferior birds

Sends hate mail to the Phoenix

Is secretly in love with the Phoenix

Is just a badass

El Chupacabra

Is small

Is spiky

And is very wacky

Never cleans up after himself

Constantly begs for meat

Loves the story “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”

Hates stories where the wolf dies in the end

Is a close relative of Dante from the film “Coco”

Kinda insane overall

Flatwoods Monster

Is very dismissive

Has great sense of style

Really likes barn owls

Sharpens her claws every week

Is great at staring contests

Almost never takes any showers because her dress is literally an upside down garbage can

Lawful Neutral

Hates being called an alien

Fresno Nightcrawler

Never talks

Is in perfect shape

Nocturnal

Crosses the road without looking both ways

As white as the person writing this

Is unusual but in a cute way

Perfect tool for marketing to force parents to buy plushies for their kids

Is just a cute genderless marshmallow with legs

Loch Ness Monster/“Nessie”

Hates cameras

Has a collection of drowned toy boats at the bottom of the lake

Is super gentle and motherly

Can be very protective

Probably has a very ancient Scottish accent

Is just the Mother from “The Land Before Time”

Mothman

Voice gets very pitchy whenever he’s angry

Just wants to hang out with the kool kids

Hates his statue cuz it’s inaccurate

Really likes the dark

Sneezes toxic waste

Eats nothing but mice

[pandoraarti]

Mothman and babies

"Shut up and kiss my cute kids..."

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