#cryptid regression

[hunniemawa]

🌲 Cryptid regressor things... 🌲

Roaming around in liminal spaces. Walking down the empty hotel hallways, sliding down the colorful slides into the abandoned pools, rummaging around the nostalgic children’s bedrooms, drinking milk in the shadowy freezer aisles of the grocery store, climbing up the desolate softplay indoor playground, napping underneath a single tree in a wide open field...it’s actually quite peaceful.

[painterpaws]

Could you do cryptid regressor?

🪰 cryptid regressor things 🪰

🪰 loves hearing stories

🪰 collects little toys/trinkets

🪰 being more active at night

🪰 swinging their feet

🪰 warm clothes

🪰 befriending bugs or small forest creatures

🪰 playing in the forest

🪰 keeping a diary or journal

🪰 glow in the dark themed rooms

🪰 shiny things

[metal-caregiver]

Hello munchkin! Who do we have here? I think my little creature payed me a visit today! Dont chew on that now, silly. You’ll hurt those sharp teeth's of yours! Do you want your paci or chewie hun? This one? Here you go my angel. Oh what was that? I think my little monsters tummy is making some roaring noises. Are you hungry? Bubba will make you some snacks and a bottle. Why dont you come help me? You can be my special cooking creature today! Give bubba a big hug and a kiss and we’ll get your snack all ready? MWAH. Bubba loves your kisses hun. Lets get you all nice and cozy with your bottle. Bubba loves you so so very much

[hunniemawa]

🌲Cryptid regressor things... 🌲

"Alrighty, so would you like dino nuggets for dinner or spaghetti?"

*Indescribably unnatural shrieks and snarls of otherworldly, grotesque horror*

"Ooh! Good choice, kiddo! Spaghetti will be done in an hour or so.”

[hunniemawa]

🌲 Cryptid regressor things... 🌲

Looking at photos of scary, shadowy monsters or thinking of stories about monsters under children’s beds or hiding in their closets and thinking “...mama?”

...may or may not be based off of personal experience