Crypto headcanons bb
- when the other legends have issues with their devices and gadgets they go to Crypto
- well they want to but no one actually dares bc hes one (1) grumpy boi
- only one he doesn't mind helping is Lifeline, bc you can't not be her friend
- so all other legends go to Lifeline and ask her to ask Crypto
- Crypto obviously realises but helps anyway
- He likes to hack into Octanes games
- It drives Octavio nuts; there is constantly one player better than him in ALL games
- Octane suspects its Crypto but has no proof
- Crypto looks calm and collected but every time he sees Caustic, he screams a little on the inside
- He slowly replaces the fan posters in Mirage's dorm with his own face
- It takes Elliott a whole week to notice
- Since then they have a prank war