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New kin ask game: What are the first and last fictionkin you awakened to, and which one would win in a fight? Bonus: Why?

For me it's Crypto from Destroy all Humans! and Miraak from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and I feel like Crypto would win. Yes Miraak can Shout but Crypto has a disintrgrator and Miraak would probably monolog at him instead of actually fighting.

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(Also those are two Very uncommon kintypes and seeing them together might possibly Expose me so if any of my mutuals follow this blog hiiii besties💖)

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Oough this is the Crypto who started playing Mass Effect a while back, with the fiance who's a Commander Shepard. Help help Garrus is so cute and handsome and I'd like to hold his hands <-that was my fiance's HUSBAND this feels So Weird And Awkward. I know he doesn't mind but man is this. Odd.

(I think this counts as a fictionkinfession?? It's more about my fiance's kin than my own but I'm screaming internally and being very gay about Mr. Cool Alien Guy and need to Confess Or Something. *offers Mod Party Cat! some soup for the trouble*)

#138👽✌️

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@ the kin languages ask: I spoke Russian! I probably wasn't very good but I was fluent enough to have conversations with my wife, and to fully understand her when she spoke it. I'm sure Furons had our own language too but I know that Pox and I primarily spoke English while on Earth--whether that was some weird Humans Are Vaguely From Furon Interference thing and that was one of our languages I don't kmow, but with how fuckin wild everything was in that life of mine that would be the least weird thing that was going on w Earth lmao. Coulda been bc the USA was the first place we made contact with! But I sometimes consider trying to learn Russian again, it's a beautiful language and I've always loved how it sounds.

Crypto-138 #138✌️👽

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It's Crypto-138, the one that just bought the DAH2! Reprobed bundle for over $400. My payment just went thru and the notification of All That Money just damn near gave me a heart attack before I remembered what that's for 😭😭

#138👽✌️ (I'm deciding on using this one for now, HOPEFULLY I will remember ;w; )

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Somewhere out there, Pox is judging me for spending $400+ on the fancy Destroy all Humans! 2: Reprobed pack.

But he's not here to stop me!!!!!

Crypto-137/8 #👽✌️ #138👽✌️ (or whatever my emoji signature was I don't remember and can't search on mobile RIP)

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KIN PRIDE AS CRYPTO I WAS BI AS FUCK!!!!!!!! Furons didn't have a concept of gender or sexuality tho we were more classified by what our roles were. I only say I was bi bc I learned the term on Earth from Natalya n was like "sick, I'm stealing that hehe my sexuality NOW, humans" (she was very supportive, I remember her telling me she was happy I found a label. I dont think she knew Furons literally Didn't Have Them and I just thought it was a nifty cool word tho, and I wouldn't have had the heart to tell her if I realized she thought I was Coming Out :') ) So maybe that doesn't fully count :')

(I have many other kintypes and for most of them it was a similar situation of "I'm an alien and there are no human terms that are relevant to my lives." My lifetime as Crypto was an outlier bc I lived and interacted with humans for so long I ended up learning a good deal about their cultures, and Nat specifically told me about bisexuality after I told her I had the hots for Pox as well)

#👽✌️ or #138👽✌️ ( I don't remember which h tag I used so both it is!!)

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Seeing another Crypto blew my fucking mind holy shit. I'm not alone! I'm not the only one!! I mean, I knew there was no way I could be, what with clones and all, but it's exciting, or something, seeing others. Validating, in a way. I'm reassured that I'm not the only one sent to this fuck shit new life. I mean, it sucks that any others WERE of course, but. I always sort of hated being alone.

#138 👽

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Playing the Destroy all Humans remake and having flash backs to the time Pox told me NOT to pick up the clearly goverment agents pretending not to be.

Well whos the idiot, Pox? Me. It was me. He was right. But I got us out of that mess so ha! - PinkEye, but apperently Crypto.