#crystal bean

[yanderemommabean]

I’m a little bit late for the yandere fantasy thing, but my fantasy is a two-faced yandere. Someone who can act like the perfect partner in front of their darling’s family, but the moment they get home they’re adding something to their darling’s shrine that they swiped from their house.

God yessssss

Such a lovely time out with you and being courteous and kind, and when they drop you off and wave goodbye you feel warm and fuzzy! And have absolutely zero idea of the fact

2 pairs of underwear are missing

4 pictures have been snuck in the last ten minutes alone

6 obsessive glances just on the walk home, eyes scanning your body like a tiger studying it’s prey

8 thoughts of killing the ones who looked at you, breathed near you, or simply bothered them

10 candles are now lit around the newest picture of you they have printed out, all items they’ve collected now surrounding the altar.

It’s a great time all around!

-Mommabean

[bubbled-tea-dreams]

blind ship with @ask-indigoskies

[yanderemommabean]

I thought of something a few days ago that I would like to share with you (if that's ok).

What if for a yandere bully, they do the whole 'shoving their victim in a locker thing', but instead of their victims locker, it was their own and the victim gets to see all of the bully's drawings/pictures of them, unsent love letters and maybe even a note asking them on a date or something? Basically the bully's way of trying to confess without actually saying the words.

I like to imagine the bully deciding to shove you in the locker after the last class of the day, so no one will come and look for you and you have more time to absorb the unhinged and deeply disturbed message that the bully is completely and utterly obsessed and in love.

Forced to face the dimly lit notes and pictures with crossed out faces. Yours being the only one to stick out with hearts around the face, next to what looks like death threats towards your friends in black ink.

You can’t exactly rationalize why the bully would claim to love you if they’re the same person who made others ostracize your entire friend group, but something ugly gnaws at the back of your head that says that was kind of the whole point. Leaving you alone so the bully would get more time with you, keeping prying eyes away and getting to mess with you even more.

When you’re finally let out of the locker, you’re petrified and have half a mind to punch them and make a break for it, however the sickening realization means that the bully may be capable of more than just nasty rumors. They could quite possibly be willing to kill and maim if you aren’t careful.

And since no one at the school would believe or listen to you anyway, this might have to be something you endure until you get more professional help on the matter. If they ever let you have that much freedom.

-Mommabean (neat concept! I like it! Reminds me of my other ocs adrian and malcom but like in a different AU ya know? 10/10 !)

[yanderemommabean]

Not a request or anything, I just wanted to send you pictures of our kittens, Hope (grey, female) and Mercy (black, male). I hope they give you much needed serotonin ^^

(The big black cat is the father Sagwa, and the brown spotted cat is the mama Clover)

Hmm…yep yep. It looks like this is another case of me taking kittens. JUST LOOK AT ALL THOSE PRECIOUS JELLY BEANS AAHHH THEYRE SO CUTE AND THE MOM AND DAD ARE ADORABLE SKSKS I LOVE THEM!!!

Give them all my smooches 😚

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

(In response to the latest Lee and Jasper ask about the covid test)

Even if Lee killed Jasper, his chaotic horniness is so powerful he would just come back from the dead- either that or Ezrol took one look at his soul and said "nope" and let him go back to earth.

(Sorry I had to make the joke XD)

No you're absolutely right. He'd be in the middle of signing into hell, Ezrol would look at the paper and be like "Yeah no. Go back" and send Jasper right into Lees bedroom for shits and giggles.

I'm half wanting to make Jasper and Ezrols brother great friends so they can give everyone migraines. I love chaotic characters, they represent me so well lol

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Everyone else seems to be going for the nagas. Me though, even though I'm scared of spiders, I'm going for the driders. More limbs equal more ground covered in snuggles!

That and their webbing and oviposition may fit into my bondage and breeding kink... not to mention fangs for biting...

- crystal bean (I know I've come off of anon, but I got too embarrassed with myself...)

You’re fine hun, no judgment here!

I bet the Drider would coo and croon as they pump you full of eggs, watching your walls stretch and take one after another. “That’s it~ don’t struggle now, I can’t have my precious mate and younglings hurt during this!”

-Mommabean (I too am horrified of spiders, but the power of horny helps with that thanks to the internet lol )

[yanderemommabean]

That sounds like an AWESOME IDEA! Not just for the horny thoughts, but also for lore! I can only imagine how primitive alien life could work with the intelligent alien life. Yeah it may sound simple, but think about it! What caused them to separate from the popular intelligent bees/other bugs? If they evolved along side the intelligent ones (like they were next door neighbors during evolution or something) then why don't the intelligent bees know more about them?

And also, since they are more physically stronger then the intelligent ones, what if sending a traitor to the land of the beasts with... Idk only a stick for defense could be a punishment? (And then a bunch of reasercher bugs go to follow in secret to see how the beast bugs respond to the different kinds of traitors? Like one traitor (or 'traitor' if you know what I mean) might be a hulking general that could hold their own, another might be a humble lady/lord in waiting or something, idk)

I'm sorry, I absolutely LOVE lore building/digging. This idea is practically a gold mine for me (well its your idea, so it's YOUR gold mine, I'm just the... Idk humble civilian who wishes to witness the great gold mine of the great blog of MommaBean)

Oh I love the idea of sending the traitors to the primal lands as punishment! I also love the idea of it being a right of passage either for young bees heading to claim new territory of their own or for soldiers who are just out of training.

They don’t HAVE to kill them, it’s actually preferred they think around that unless absolutely necessary, and they have to prove their wits are just as strong as their bodies if they want to either protect the queen or start a new home on a new frontier.

Don’t be sorry at all! These types of things are what I’m looking for! Deep diving, world building, I love it!

There’s so many theories we could come up with on how the primal bugs differed from the normal bugs in the beginning, and many more traits we can give either forms to show how drastic or intense they’ve become!

Y’all, don’t be shy, have fun with me! This blog is a loving, happy, and brilliant place for you to share and express!

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

A yandere leprechaun eh?

...

Would that make a leprechauns darling their 'luckiest charm'? *quickly leaves the room*

I laughed too hard at this, you broke me 😂

Fuckin imagining the lucky charms leprechaun chasing after you and saying “you’re magically delicious!”

I’m dead, this killed me

-Mommabean