#cs ask

[losergames]

four turns 50 and suddenly everyone starts calling him five

i am so sorry this ask has been sitting in my inbox for months bc i never had anything funny to say in response, but i want you to know i come back to it all the time and it makes me laugh 😭

[onsunnyside]

So I stumbled over this and I just... Can you imagine cam daddy!Ari and shy!reader, coaxing her to do a stream with him, just so he can show off those big hands? Reader would be doing him such a big favour, her face won't be in it, he'll just touch her a little, "That's fine, right, bunny? Can you do this favour for me, I promise I'll be gentle..." (he adds "at first" quietly to himself because MMMPH he'd go wild for her eventually)

this is going in the fic 😵‍💫 what if I just… post the masterlist so all the asks are easy to find 🌚 totally not bc the fic is coming soon

it's the first time you're on camera, but you aren't showing your face. Just dressed in a cozy sweater and fuzzy socks, biting on the hem of your sweater to hold it up and "show everyone your pretty cunt, baby." You watch yourself through the screen, you can't read the comments without your glasses so Ari does it for you: "they're talking about how cute you sound, how small you are compared to me... someone asked if I have to force myself into your little hole."

"H-He does..." You manage, whining when he pushes away your hand to rub your swollen nub, his fingers slowly thrusting into you, "he sometimes goes slow, but I-I like it when it hurts."

"She cries when it's just the tip—it's 'cause I tease her." His beard brushes your cheek, his lips pressing soft kisses along your tear-stained skin, "she's just my little baby, my sweet dummy. Crying when daddy won't fuck you, rubbing your face all over my cock when you're needy," he laughs at a comment, "yeah, yeah, she gets real dumb. Can't even remember her own name."

He curls his fingers and hits that spot, and you cry out, your sweater dropping from your mouth. You almost fall over right there, but his other arm keeps you up and pinned against his bare chest.

"No, you won't see her like that tonight. This is just a test run, seeing if she likes it." He talks as if you aren't there, trembling on his fingers and making the most pathetic sounds. He lifts your sweater and places it between your teeth again, giving the viewers that filthy view of your drippy pussy, "and you like it, baby? You like all these people watching you cum all over daddy's fingers?"

[chained-spirits]

Can I pat Kokiri on the head??? :3

He appreciates it dw

[donteattheappleshook]

Ok, first of all, am I gonna have to fight Kay because it’s her fault you’re killing me with His??!! Second of all, I’d like It Was Only a Kiss pt 2, and the CS Movie AU, please! And third of all, how long we have to wait for Emma to BE HIS!!!!???!!!

And if Brennan can just fall in the creek and die…

I mean ... it's not her fault that my fic is taking forever to update but it's 100% her fault that it's now going to take them much longer to get together 😂 she pointed out that most of my fics/romances take place in about 3 days and now I need to prove her wrong 😌 But by all means, please direct your yelling at @the-darkdragonfly 😏

I answered Only a Kiss pt 2 here and the CS movie here but I don't know if/when they'll see the light 😆😆

And Brennan won't be falling in a creek but I know you'll be okay with where his story goes lol

Thank you for the ask love 😘

[echoingkarma]

Psssh man don't sell your writing short, your fic is one of the ones where I end up sitting there for a while afterward just mulling everything over. Trying to think of how your Y/N might act next, trying to figure out what's going on alongside them, and also trying to figure out what they might have missed.

Askskgngdkncjdhzkvhdk I am a puddle on the floor,,,, this means so much to me and I appreciate it, thank you very very much and I hope you have the best day ;u;

[b4kuch1n]

Came for the Luigi. Stayed for the Luigi.

maybe Luigi will be our always

[cosmicsynthetics]

ur ask button is impossible to find on desktop tumblr, also i really want chinese but i dont wanna leave the house to get it, im sure u can relate

Is it? It’s just in the normal spot with the other links, but I guess I could change the color to make it easier to see. o3oAlso UGH YES aside from the issue of money, I also hate it when delivery and takeout are both options and you know you SHOULD do takeout since it’s less expensive, but you’re just feeling SO LAZY that you throw the extra $$$s in anyways to get it delivered. . . .. .. . 

[losergames]

It would honestly be great if you made a little guide for the romance! Sunny has been evading me for 3 playthroughs, and Maz doesn't seem to get the hint :)

a little episode 05 crew choices guide under the cut! this is only how to get friendship points with the crew in the current episode -- your previous choices and actions will count too.

Four:

Talk to Four when you get to the workshop and choose "I don't blame you for what happened."

Vote to return the car and stick around to help.

Do not share sensitive information.

Dilani:

Talk to Dilani when you get to the workshop and choose "Fine. I'm over it."

Vote to return the car and stick around to help.

Share sensitive information.

Sunny:

Talk to Sunny when you get to the workshop and choose "You know that's bullshit as much as I do."

Vote to keep/ sell the car and stick around to help.

Don't gossip with the group.

Maz:

Talk to Maz when you get to the workshop and choose "Hey, I never said I didn't wanna do it again."

Double down and go through the coin toss, stick around to help.

Aimee:

Talk to Aimee when you get to the workshop and choose "Wooow. That was terrible. You wanna run that again?"

Vote to keep/ sell the car and stick around to help.

Gossip with the group.

these are all the choices that gain friendship points leading up to their individual goodbye scenes. again, it depends how well you've gotten on with them in previous episodes as you can only get a crew members scene if you have the MOST friendship points in total with them.

once you get to their individual scenes, you'll be able to flirt with them. (you cannot flirt with Dilani if you identify as a man and you cannot flirt with Four if you identify as a woman)

i hope that helps! <3