#ct-6969

[necrophatic]

[funsize-cenobites]

Nothing makes me hate Star Wars more than knowing it is entirely fucking viable and valid lore-wise for there to be a clone trooper with the name 'Jizz'.

[notarobot1006]

I love the idea of there being a CT-6969, who’s a legendary Casanova, but like...by clone standards. Specifically, the standards of people who have by and large never interacted with a female member of any species who wasn’t some kind of distant authority figure.

“Is it true what they say about Double-69?” 

“I hear he talked to a...a woman.”

“You’re having me on.”

“And kissed her!”

“No!”

That trooper’s name? Cut Lawquane.

[ironmandeficiency]

fives: how much money do you have?

hardcase: 69 cents

fives: ayy! you know what that means!

hardcase: *tearing up* i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

[pixelchaos00]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Can anyone pls tell me who the original owner of CT-6969, BigDick is? I would like to include the good man in one of my fics but don't want to do so without permission.

I couldn't find the original post so tagging me there would help as well. Thanks!

Update: This post is irrelevant. Clone owner has been found

[necrophatic]

Does anyone have the link to the clone post about CT-6969 aka "BigD*ck" I need it for reasons.