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You have quackity dad,philza dad and dream dad! What about techno dad? You can just ignore

Hallo, thanks for requesting!

My Techno simp side cannot skip this request in any way, shape or form so 👀

Hope you enjoy <3

Having C!Technoblade as your dad

Reader: They/Them

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I don't think he'd ever find a partner, so I imagine that he just found you in one of the village he was randomly raiding.

First of all, how in the heck did you manage to become the Blood Gods child?

The village had been attacked not too long a go, from god knows what, and you happened to be the last remaining human there

Imagine Techno's surprise to see a little kid around 3-4 years old just sleeping alone in this abbandoned village

Now he would have let you be, not even bothered to talk to you or to know why you were there, but he wasn't heartless

And that's how you, a random kid, became the only spared orphan by the Blood God /j

His journey with you had his ups and downs. It was never his plan to become a father or anything among those lines, but here you were

Phil was very helpful to both you and your now dad. Teaching him how to take care of you, while also assuring your safety

Techno is a good dad

He always puts you first, even making sure to lay low until you've grown old enough to stay home alone

You two bonded over a lot of stuff. Piggy back rides, night time stories, random morning walks, taking care of Carl and Steve, he did almost everything with you

Yes, he got attached to someone else even if he knew he shouldn't

But your childhood wasn't all good

I am 100% sure that at one point Dream tried to "take you away" as a way to blackmail the piglin

And that was the worst move Dream had ever made

Let's just say that Dream tried to do it in bright day light, with both Techno and Phil a few feets away from you

They gladly showed the masked man to never mess with you or them ever again :)

As a safety precaution, Techno started training you as soon as you hit 10 years of age

And in these few years you also met other kind people

The Bench Trio are probably your favourite, because they're basically children like you. And you liked hanging out with Michael too

You have met Mumza once or twice, a very beautiful women who you were enchanted by and loved to death like your own grandmother

Bonus:

I definitely see you becoming the next Blood God after Techno decides to retire with Philza u.u

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can i request c!technoblade x sheep hybrid reader?? <333 it’s okay if not feel free to ignore this!

Hallo, thank you for the request!

For some reason sheep hybrid sounds so adorable, i'm so happy to be writing this especially with Techno

Hope you enjoy <3

C!Technoblade × Sheep!Reader

So, for starters, you and Techno are polar opposites

He's the big, bad, anarchist of the server that everyone fears

While you are the cute and defenceless sheep that would never do anything bad and everybody can trust

The only reason you two started talking it's because you saw him injured and decided to help

He denied your help many, MANY, times but you insisted. You even got mad at him for "neglecting his health by being as stubborn as a mule and not accepting help"

He had never seen you, the calm nature of the SMP, go all angry and assertive on someone so he was very surprised

That's where it all started

Techno started catching himself visiting you more, gazing at you whenever you were doing something, feeling the swarm ot butterflies in his stomach every time you hands slightly touched

He felt like he was a kid again having his first crush

You weren't any better

The more Techno visited you, the more you started noticing that he was nothing like people described him to be

And one day, while you and the piglin were having tea in your garden like you always did

Techno used the excuse of you having something on your face to lean in and give you a kiss

And also confess

Imagine everyone's surprise when they heard the news of you two

They started gossiping over how someone as innocent as you could be with him

But you two never let those comments get to you, at the end of the day they didn't matter. Only you two did

Now to random moments in your relationship

Techno once gave you a flower as a romantic sign, but you were hungry, so your sheep nature kicked in and you ate the flower

You were so embarrassed to have done such a thing in front of him, but he genuinely laughed and found your whole reaction very cute

I imagine you having very bushy hair, and the piglin loves to play with it and will sometimes hug you from behind to lay his head on yours and use your hair as a pillow

Also, you 100% love to knit, and will make sweaters and scarfs for Techno so that he can stay warm in his house

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Hello!

May I get a Technoblade x reader? Just anything super fluffy please. :)

Hallo, thank you for requesting!

Yes! I get to write more Techno stuff! I bave an obessiom for both C! and CC! Techno, so I'm just happy to write more ^^

Hope you enjoy <3

Fluff moments w/ C!Technoblade

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Idk why but I feel like Techno is adorabe in the mornings, when he gets to sleep of course

He wakes up all sleepy and confused about the fact that he actually slept

Without moving, he'll rumage his hands around the bed to see if you're still there

If you are he'll happily pull you into his chest, leave a soft kiss on your forehead and go back to sleep

If not, he'll shuffle down stairs to find wherever you are and look at you with the most "I'm sleepy and you're not in bed" pount he has ever done

But this happens very rarely, so cherish it

He definitely knows how to make flower crowns, cause Phil and Mumza have thought him to use it as a stress reliever

So he loves to go on picnics with you and find random flower patches, just to sit in them and make you a flower crown

Since he is extremely tall, and you'll never reach his height, whenever you want a kiss you have to look all the way up at him

And he'll take advantage of the situation by holding onto your cheeks and squishing them just so he can comment on how cute you look

I think Phil and Mumza also thought him how to waltz, so you and him do it from time to time

You two definitely dance under the pouring snow. Just staring into eachothers eyes, as the snowflakes land delicately on you two and lightly sparkle making it seem like you're surrounded by small pieces of diamond

After it gets to cold, he'll be stuck to you just to make sure you're warm and won't get sick

You two have matching golden rings, that aren't proposal or wedding rings

Just something as a sign that you are taken

The rings have little diamonds on them

Yours is the color red, while his is you favourite color

He keeps a small chest with a bunch of letters where he express his feelings from whenever he couldn't say them out loud to your face

And he wrote in the will, the one he wrote when he went to prison, to give it to you so that the true part of him could be by your side

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Hi there! I saw that your requests were open. I was wondering I could request C!Technoblade x Witch!Reader where the reader lives in the swamps of the server and is infamous for making potions, tipped arrows and even selling enchantment books

Hallo, thank you for requesting!

I don't have much to say, caus eI find this idea interesting, so hope you enjoy <3

C!Technoblade × Witch!Reader

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Your identity is pretty well known around the SMP

You lived in your little house in the swaps, as you make your stuff away from everyone else

Everybody always came to you whenever they needed potions, arrows or certain ingredients

And you were always neutral to whatever happend in the server, so you never got in a fight with anybody

Technoblade happened to be one of your most loyal customers

Since he first met you, he had found you not only useful but also quite interesting

You also ended up helping him make his little secret caverns with all the resources and wither heads

The blood god would usually visit for a few minutes, as he asks for all the stuff he needs and sometimes throws some casual small talk, but then he'd leave pretty quick

But after a while those few minutes turned into hours

You enjoyed listening to Techno talk about the greek mythology he read in his books and he was always fascinated by the way you worked in your little "shop"

One day you intended to confess, the emotions you had for the piglin grew bigger each day and you just wanted to finally let them out

But a few hours before Techno's visit, you chickened out, and ended up making a truth potion to take before he got there

As you were about to take the potion, Techno walked in with a small smile and a couple scratches from a random wolf attacking him

He saw the potion that you were holding and took it from you, he smelled it and drank it a bit without asking you what it was

"Wha- why did you do that?!?"

"Huh? Wasn't that a healing potion?"

You facepalmed at the blood god's sudden...dumb moment, but quickly wondered if the potion would work

So you slowly and casually started asking random question, to see if he would answer them truthfully

Everything seemed to work, so you finally decided to ask THE question...before chickening out again

"Techno...do you- nevermind. What am I doing? I shouldn't have done that." You mumbled as you covered your face in despair

"Done what?" wondered the piglin

You looked away, but before you could answer Techno interrupted you

"Are you talking about the truth potion you were about to drink so you could tell me something?"

You were surprised, 'He knew about the potion? But how? And ehy did he drink it if he knew?'

"Weren't you the one who told me to never drink potions that smelled like minty oranges because they're actually truth potions?"

'oh...of course, how could you forget'

You were embarrassed, to say the least, as Techno got closer and wondered what important thing you had to tell him that dragged you to make the potion

With a small sigh, you confessed your feelings, making Techno smile

He never gave you an answer tho...

Only held your face as he led you into a sweet kiss

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HEWWO AGAIN AGAIN IM SORRY IF IM REQUESTING TOO MUCH YOU CAN SWEAR AT ME IF YOU LIKE BUT PLZ DON'T JUDGE ME I JUST LOVE YOUR BLOG:((((

C! Technoblade x Ender Dragon!Reader

Reader have the wings, tail and horns of the ender dragon..and is strong like it! Have the purple breath and can turn into It..she normaly likes cold places and got out of the End :)

ROMANTIC HEADCANONS AND SHE/THEY PRONOUNS PLZ DON'T DO THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO

Hallo again!!! Don't worry, I accept multiple requests, I don't really mind, actually they make me happier cause it means I'm dping something right hehe

Also don't worry about the pronouns, I've always specified that I'll change pronouns if requested

Hope you enjoy <3

C!Technoblade × Enderdragon!Reader

I imagine that you come from a family of Enderdragon hybrids

And you and your family have always lived as far from others as possible

God knows what would happen if they found out that you're a hybrid

Your parents were very good friends with the immortal crow hybrid Phil that lived near by

And they'd always take you to his house so that you could play with the piglin hybrid that Phil happened to find in the nether, Technoblade

So you two have pretty much spent most of your lives togheter

Around your teenage years you lost your parents and Technoblade was out travelling, so you were pretty much left alone

Phil, being the kind man he his, took you under his wing and you've been there since

Out of the eye of everyone else

After a few years Technoblade started visiting Phil again, and also you

Longing gaze and small lovestruck smiles never went unnoticed by the crow father who wondered how you two could be this obvious yet blind

Your relationship didn't advance until a certain smile-mask wearing man accidentally fell upon the Enderdragon hybrid

The ideas, the plans that were running through Dreams mind, the many ways he could have used you were endless

But they were all gone as Techno approached the stalking man

"Don't you even dare lay a hand on her. They're mine."

Dream wanted to take a mental note about this situation, maybe it coud've come in hand later on

But he knows Technoblade, it's rare that he gets overprotective over someone, so maybe he should just let it go or he could lose an alliance

For the first time in his life the piglin hybrid was scared. It was too easy to find you and so easy for random people to take you away from him

Knowing this, Techno decided to finally make the first move; to which you happily said yes

What Techno didn't know is that he severally underestimated you

All those years that he was away, Phil helped you train in self defense and also in your own abilities

He was mesmerized by your exposition of your purple breath and the damage it caused

You could also easily pick him up and fly around with him; he held to you for dear life

On a relationship point of view, you two couldn't be more different

You are a bit more outgoing and friendly, you even managed to quickly make friends with the new enderman neighbour, Ranboo

While Techno is the quiet type that prefers to keep to himself

And yet you two seemed to always be on the same page

Also you two can cuddle 24/7, 365 days a year

You're cold blooded while Technoblade's warm blooded

So in winter you happily snuggle into his arms while in the summer he's the one cuddling all up on you because he refuses to take off his cape

You have some purple scales scattered around your body that he loves to touch and play with

He sometimes does it by surprise which brings chills up your spine, but he always says sorry with a kiss

You two love to be in the snow

His skin's so warm that he doesn't feel the cold while you're already cold so you can stay out for a certain amount of time without feeling anything

You two definitely have small snowball fights that turn into one of you jumping on the other and then kissing while surrounded by the falling snowflakes

But you do have to wear many layers of clothing, since the snow can easily melt and burn your skin

Sorry for the short scenario :')

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Aye I got a funny idea. What about technoblade with a bunny reader who tries his best to protect him and he's just towering over them? I think that'd be goofy I think

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Hehehe I love this one!

It's so obvious that I liek Techno, cause I get so excited when I see requests of him

But ye, hope you enjoy <3

C!Technoblade w/ an overprotective Bunny!Reader

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So, imagine, big 'ol Blood God, Technoblade

One of the most feared person in the SMP

The one who people are scared to go up against because he's always good at what does

The big piglin himself, has a small bunny partner that's always around him as "protection"

From the day he was kidnapped by Tubbo and the others, you promised yourself to keep him safe

And no matter how funny and stupid it may seem to others, the piglin couldn't help but adore it

It was a way for him to get some relaxing time from all the stress

Why should he need to lift up a finger if he got attacked when you could easily kick their ass in seconds

He definitely teached you a thing or two

And it took a while to get to the level that Techno was at, but you eventually got there

Techno has always been your n. 1 fan, always cheering you up and making sure that you were learning things properly

He even helped you get your own cavern of resources, so you could be prepared for anything

By the time anybody wanted to try and end the blood god, you were always there to interfere in their plans

You became the most feared couple in the SMP

The Blood God and the Blood Eyed Bunny

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Hewwo again! Of the dose of therapy that it is your blog i would like to request smth!

Romantic headcanons (If you can) with C! Techno and a Polar Bear!Reader

Like things that they do on general! And How did they met!

Reader is fast and chubby, got Polar bear ears and tail and is strong!! They have little paws and they normaly like living on ice! They can swin pretty fast and those stuff..:)

Thank chu If you do!

Hallo again!

I'm happy that I'm giving away free therapy to everyone, I personally need it too u.u

But yeah, I can do that, actually the idea is pretty adorable and I love Technoblade so, here you go!

Hope you enjoy <3

C!Technoblade × PolarBear!Reader

Also, lots of DSMP lore spoilers, for anybody new in the fandom

I imagine your body type kind of like Luisa's from Encanto, just softer

So instead of muscles you just have chubbiness

I imagine you can change form, so you have your human form and your polar bear form

When you're human you have white fluffy ears and a small little white tail

But how did you meet the incredible and scary Blood God himself, the Blade, you may ask?

You were one of his polar bears, or well you were hiding as one

You've seen the MANY things that have been happening in the SMP between the Greater Dream Smp and L'manburg and you didn't want any part in it

The only one who knows about your identity is Phil, you accidentally changed back into human while he was literally patting you

He promised to keep your secret and keep you safe, and he did

Until Techno found out

It, again, happened by accident

You see, once in a while you have to turn back into your human form or you'll be stuck in your bear form forever (I'm making shiz up)

Phil was out to visit a friend and Technoblade was out to get more resources, so you took it as a great opportunity to turn back for a while

But Techno came back earlier than expected to find a random person with white fluffy ears sleeping on their couch

You and Phil had a lot of explaining to do, but Technoblade came around and promised to keep you a secret

Nothing much happened betweem the two of you for a while, you were still getting to know eachother

He did enjoy your company though, especially when going out to get resources

No matter how strong the Blade seemed he could hold only hold a number of stuff before it gets heavy

You on the other hand could hold triple what he could, so he took advantage of it and you got to know more about the Blood God himself

A cuddle session is what started the feelings for both of you

Phil still hadn't come home with more wood and Techno was starting to freeze to death

So you, being the warm touched person you were, just pulled him into a hug and told him to go with it

Imagine Phil's face as he runs through the door only to find his good friend Technoblade who never opens up to anybody all cuddled up with the sweet polar bear hybrid

But when things started getting interesting between you two, the Hog Hunt happened, and both Technoblade and Phil were taken away

You couldn't just stand there as two of your closes friends were wrongly kidnapped and were about to be killed

Before Punz could pop up to ruin the "festival" you jumped out in your bear form and distracted everybody as Techno used his totem to live and escape

After helping Dream and Phil blow up L'manburg one last time, you and Technoblade decided to have more time for yourselves

Needless to say that you two have started dating after a while

Techno loves you in an indescribable manner. It's something so new to him, to love someone this much

You seem to be the only one who could actually distract him and the voice from whatever is happening out there

He loves to be cuddled up with you because you always radiate such warmth that not even the fire could give him

I can see him softly playing with your ears whenever you're sleeping, you find it quiet relaxing

You two love to take long walks out in the snow, and once it gets to cold you both run back and have yourselves a nice cup of tea

If you ever felt insecure about your chubbiness he'd spend an entire hour or more praising every single place of your body with words that could rival any romantic book ever written

Imagine Techno teaching you how to fight, just incase something like the Hog Hunt happens again, and he hugs you from behind as he gently leans onto you to hold your arms in the correct form while whispering to you every move

Every once in a while Techno gets soft and pulls you into his arms, squishes your cheeks togheter and peppers you with kisses

Is so ooc but hey, man can be cute too

Steve adores you since you can change into his same form and talk lol

You three will have a big cuddle pile, with Techno squished in between you two a he drowns in warmness

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OK so I really liked your sheep reader because my persona is a sheep. I was wondering if yoy can write sheep reader getting attacked by someone on the SMP to get leverage over technoblade and how techno would react to that? If reader lives or dies is up to you. If you don't wanna do this please don't respond I'd be embarrassed outta my mind. BTW do you do anons? If so can I be 🐏 anon?

Hallo, thank you for the request!

Actually yeah, I've been wanting to make a blog for my moots and anons so you can certainly be my first ever anon, 🐏 anon ^^

Hope you enjoy

C!Technoblade × Sheep!Reader pt. 2

Part I

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So I imagine this happening a few months after the whole "Hog Hunt" tragedy

You had to help Dream and Punz free Techno before they killed him

You were very relieved to see he actually had a Totem of undying

So you led Techno away with Carl

And that's where Quackity first got a glance of you

Finally, a weak point in the famous blood god

After months of planning, and stalking you to make sure that everything would go smoothly, he finally decided to make his move

He was planning on kidnapping you, the cute but weak little sheep, so he could torture Techno and maybe get one of his lives to get his revenge

Like stealing candy from a child, right?

Oh, he couldn't have been more wrong

He tried to sneak attack you while you were farming but you quickly hit him with one of your tools, almost knocking him out

Let's just say that dating the blood god has it's perks

Quackity, now angry, threw himself on your again, his blade leaving a very small cut on your cheek, but was quickly stopped by a very familiar hand

"I don't know why you're trying to hit my partner, but it's best if you stop now."

Technoblade was more than mad. One thing is attacking him, but attacking the love of his life was a whole other story

Needless to say that the voices in his head were going crazy chanting "Kill him, who does he think he is touching our love, fimish him"

Of course Quackity wouldn't leave without one last fight, but after he was completely gone all of Techno's attention was on you

Quickly checking that you were ok, making sure that you weren't hurt anywhere

You had to assure him many times that you just had a tiny scratch on your cheek, and that you were perfectly fine

He also praised you for being brave and able to defend yourself before he got there

He's gonna be overprotective for the next few weeks, always keeping an eye on you and his surroundings

Even if he knows that you are capable of defending yourself, it doesn't hurt to be a little extra careful

And you of course are there to calm him down and make him relax every once in a while