#cubicleposting

[dantes-cubicle]

If you accidentally send an email to the whole company they loose a Warren of foxes to bite your dick off and a large British man astride a skeletal horse charges through the brush to shoot you. Idk what his job title is but they call him the job hunter

[dantes-cubicle]

I overheard my boss doing cross-functional agile sprint planning about drawing and quartering me

[dantes-cubicle]

Was automatically signed up for a mandatory work semenar and I’m really hoping someone made a typo