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Xuebing Du
blake kathryn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
JVL
noise dept.
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Peter Solarz
Cosimo Galluzzi
occasionally subtle
roma★
KIROKAZE
if i look back, i am lost
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
JBB: An Artblog!
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If you accidentally send an email to the whole company they loose a Warren of foxes to bite your dick off and a large British man astride a skeletal horse charges through the brush to shoot you. Idk what his job title is but they call him the job hunter
The job Hunter sent sent me a connection request on LinkedIn. I have to start running
5 Alternatives to Get Better Posture at Work
1. Lumbar pillow
2. Land Mine
I overheard my boss doing cross-functional agile sprint planning about drawing and quartering me
If you accidentally send an email to the whole company they loose a Warren of foxes to bite your dick off and a large British man astride a skeletal horse charges through the brush to shoot you. Idk what his job title is but they call him the job hunter
It summer so you know what that means!! It’s the perfect time to become the all-in-one enterprise solution you were always prophesied to become
My yearly bathroom break is coming up soon and boy am I whimpering
Good Morning. I'm watching.
Was automatically signed up for a mandatory work semenar and I’m really hoping someone made a typo
HR threatened to ‘unzip me like a file’ and recount all of the mortal sins in my README.txt
It’s imp(ow)ortant to break up(ow) the monotony of a desk job and keep(ow) your emp(ow)loyees engaged, so they p(ow)ick a random key on my keyboard every morning and heat it to 300 degrees (Celsius or Fahrenheit, idk)
This psychological torture session could have been an email
Sure, I’ve been crucified to a tree whose roots drink my blood
Sure, my arms and fingers have grown gnarled and bark-like
But man has my productivity shot through the roof! I’m typing at over 600 words per minute
Sleeping at the feet of the CEO [10+ Hours] Delta Frequency (BEST SLEEP ASMR)
The head of HR just scheduled an All Hands meeting at 8:00am. Am I going to lose my job???!
Ahh, nvm, they just wanted everybody’s hands
*at the water cooler*
So did you see the glyph Brian sent over slack earlier — wait, is it pronounced glyph or jlyph? Anyway, it toooootally unsealed the latent seed of madness that once anchored my soul.
How to Ask for That Promotion When Your Boss is the Skinned Leather of all Flayed Men
"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature
