I want to write Cuddy MD with House being the dean of medicine and I will do it.
- takes place before cuddy with another dean who got along with House (kinda like with cuddy). He got so tired of the choices going in the hospital that he decided before he left he was going to screw the hospital by making House dean (I can't think of a reason he would agree, maybe a prank?).
- that or at the last minute House found a way to save the hospital and the board was so grateful they made him dean behind his back as a surprise.
- that or takes place between the time Cuddy was trying to be the dean and House also applied because he wanted to prove a point of some kind or something like that. I don't quite know how he would win though but he does.
- would make others do his stuff and interact with donors. Ends up actually talking to some of them and actually tries to be nice but ends up losing some of them.
- gets bored a lot and end up helping in Diagnosis a lot. Giving ideas that Cuddy would say no to because of what that can cost the hospital but House replying with something along the lines of "huh, and I thought it was my job to care about that. No we are doing that."
- Hilson would be a thing. House using the fact he's his boss to get him to do stuff but Wilson would reply back that someone else is his supervisor.
- Wilson would still be the mediator between Cuddy and House
- House doesn't go to board meetings much, if he does he ends up insulting everyone and more people end up quiting (which he would argue is actually saving the hospital money).
- When Cuddy doesn't have a case he gives her some paperwork he doesn't want to do.
- He gives clinic duty out like it's candy.
Give me some more ideas y'all.