May 5
serving noble houses is fun. They have no idea as to what happens in the field. Princes, all posh and languid and bored. i can imagine 'em choking underneath me and begging for their lives while they talk about their anger at some other house and I pretend to listen. like gilded porcelain cups! precious things. Alas, it is of no good to duel them- they get all pissy about losing to a ''lesser man''. but it's fun seeing them panic! and also, they're walking money bags. Kidnapping them for ransom is sooooooo fun! Then I can really make 'em cry!