#culinary blasphemy

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

If Will truly wanted to hurt Hannibal, he wouldn’t need knives, guns or even words.

He would wait until dinner, until the candles were lit and the veal rested under its glaze. Then, as if it were the most natural thing in the world, he would open the fridge and pull out a single can of Red Bull.

[theveryevilblog]

I like pineapple pizza.

[astald-hallaer]

I just took white bread, slathered on some mayo, and topped it with kimchi. It was so good I'm gonna make a second helping.

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Soup, soup, and more soup!

I hope you all had a grand Halloween this year! It's time for a festive post.

It's getting pretty chilly out there, so how about some nice butternut squash soup to warm those bones?

But instead of a dollop of crème fraîche on top, it's a nice big dollop of tapioca pudding!

Mmm, tapioca chunks.

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Strawberry Pop Tart!

Who didn't eat Pop Tart's as a kid (or even as an adult)? Mmm, strawberry Pop Tarts.

But inside is a nice spicy salsa!

Thanks to our friend Cucumberwater for that one!

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Fried Chicken?

Everybody loves fried chicken!

But instead of flour for the breading, they used powdered sugar!

Mmm, sweet meats.

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Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups

Chocolate and Peanut Butter Cups.

But instead of peanut butter filling, their full of tarter sauce!

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Another Contest! Submissions?

Alright, ladies and gents, it's time for another contest! I'm going to give you a food item, and you come up with it's counter-part (blasphemy!) to make a horrible combination.

Ready? Okay!

First, let's start of with a delectable Pecan Pie!

And you suggest...