Imagine the Cullen’s not being mated with each other:
So let’s figure this out for fun -Carlisle turned Edward because his mother asked him to. He turned Esme and Rosalie because he thought they were too young to die, especially tragically like that. They became like siblins after that; -Rosalie took Emmett to Carlisle because she saw her younger brother in him. She regreted to conden him to a life she hated, but he loved being a vampire. -They presented themselfs as a big disajusted family. Esme and Emmett were brothers in most of the cities they lived, while the others were their cousins. They shared a house because Rosalie and Edward parents had died in a car accident, and Carlisle was moving away to start his medical career so they all decide the logical solution was to share a house and help each other; -Before internet, they were actually comunicativy with humans; -When Alice and Jasper joined them they changed all of that, mostly for fun. They would change the history in every city. Emmett and Alice went to brothers to twins to lovers in less then a decade. Jasper and Rosalie were always twins, but sometimes Esme would be their sister too. For fun Emmett, Alice and Esme played triplets while Jasper, Rosalie and Edward played their triplets cousins. They found hilarious to see people reaction to their absurd histories; -One time, and that was the craziest shit they ever done, they help to spread the rumor that their were part of a satanic cult, and that’s why they all had golden eyes, because the cult was insane like that. Someone said they were invoking the devil and Satan had got them all looking good. Hilarious. They had to move town before the first month; -Alice and Edward like to scare people out when they play twins. They keep completing each other sentences and ansewring their thoughts out loud. “Twin stuff, they are weirdos like that” Emmett would always say. But he found it so funny he joined them in the game one year. People were facinated by it; -It kept going insenaly like that until internet became a thing. It was easier to find things out them, so they started the perfect family history. Carlisle and Esme as their parents, all very behavied teenagers. When people started to criate courage to approach (Edward said it was because their background history was more credible and humans were starting to be encouraged by it) and hit on them and ask them out on dates, they all put their feet in the ground and started the all couple situation. Well, they were one less, but they were taking turns.
