#cullens

[samqueenwolfshine]

Hi everyone, Nessa here. These past few months have been very stressful and difficult for me; high school is definitely no joke. I experienced enormous mental exhaustion with my new high school routine, but the friends I made helped me a lot to overcome it all little by little.

Sometimes I stop by to read a thing or two, and whenever you want to chat with me, feel free to call me!!! I love you all!

[whitlockstardew]

in quite some ways, fanfics (specifically twilight) has taught me that the cullens are dope as hell even when they paint them in a bad light for drinking blood from animals instead of humans.

what do you mean you can't control yourself around big crowds, mr. human eater? carlisle is a surgeon and he barely blinks at it.

what do you mean they have a value for human life? am i supposed to feel mad about that? get a load of this guy.

and you want me to support a human drinker who snuck inside someone's house, when the humans were having sex mind you, and killed them and fucked in said bed.

disturbed the fuck out of me.

the whole “-but humans look like food to them” no, they don't look like food to them and i'm tired of this argument. they look at them as their prey, something to hunt on. not food. you can insensitise it the whole time you want, but this motherfuckers are committing actual villainous acts.

this is why cullen bashing never made sense to me. oh no, vampires with morals — boo hoo. what kinda mindset is that? yeah sure let's hate on the ones who loves humans and not the ones who take innocent lives.

[binchidavinci]

Hiiii okay so I read like all of your Twilight fics and I'm hooked on the idea of poly Cullens. Like yes feed my delusion that I'd have a chance with seven very hot vampires. Anyways I'm not asking for anything specific just maybe some more headcannons on what it's like to be with them? Thx

Dating Poly! Cullens Headcanons

• they are defo very much attuned to you. like they can sense your emotions, your scent, even your heartbeat from across the room. You never have to explain when something is wrong bc they already know if you're sick, on your period, stressed, etc.

• every plan that they make pretty much circles back to you and how it might affect you. they never go away without telling you (they learned that lesson with Bella) and they rarely go hunting all at once; half of them will go out, half of them will stay with you. you think it's silly, that you can look after yourself for a day or two whilst they trek up the mountains, but they really would rather stay with you

• same goes for if you're living at home: if you want to live outside of the cullen house, they respect that (one of them is defo checking in on you nightly though. whether you know it or not is another question), but they'd be just delighted if you ended up living with them. if you're a student, they'd relocate for you. carlisle would make some excuse like "people are noticing our age, anyway"

• they are endlessly patient, gentle, and fascinated by your humanity, even though they once were human, too. bc time moves differently for them, they have infinite patience for you. A day to you is a second to them, so they really are believers in quality time with you.

• they are 100% tactile creatures. expect constant casual touches, whether it be fingers brushing your arm, a hand on your lower back, forehead kisses, being pulled into one of their laps... physical closeness is their love language, and how they make you feel safe (and subsequently, them)

• that being said, they will go to extreme lengths to keep you safe— sometimes to the point of being overprotective. they worry about your fragility as a human constantly, even though you don't feel all that fragile. this wld probably be the main point of contention w them.

• they also try (sometimes unsuccessfully) to give you a normal life, bc they consider your mating with them to be somewhat of a sacrifice (obviously you feel like the luckiest person in the world being quasi married to 7 majorly hot vampires).

• as was the case with Bella and Edward, the immortality question looms. they struggle with the idea of watching you age and die, or the moral weight of turning you. it's a question you want them to get on with and decide (with your input, of course) because you don't want to be a 60 year old vampire; might as well get turned at 30 and be in your prime forever

• as you might expect, they are incredibly attentive lovers. learning every sigh, every moan, every way to make you feel good. They take their time, nearly always prioritizing your pleasure over their own (especially when you ask them to). I personally headcanon that they don't really do group sex...like I think they're freaky but not THAT freaky. I think they don't see their partnership with you as incestuous in anyway, because they are all just completely devoted to you: romantically, paternally, fraternally... it's all in one.

[sourpinkscissors]

making my 9yo nephew watch twilight and my guy asked if edward cullen has DID 😭🙏

[eeve06]

Carlisle & Edward: Jasper no. Jasper: Jasper yes. Charlotte, Emmett & Peter: Jasper no. Jasper: Jasper maybe. Alice, Esme & Rosalie: Jasper no. Jasper: Jasper no. Rosalie: Jasper yes! Alice: Jasper no! Jasper: *crying in the corner*

[aureate-memories]

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[royallionessstaroftheocean]

Jasper's Christmas Playlist

Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee

Blue Christmas - Elvis Presley

Everyday Is Christmas - Sia

Snowman - Sia

Christmas Morning - Acoustic Version - Iwan Rheon

A Christmas Wish - Cerys Matthews, Iwan Rheon

Deck The Halls - George Strait

Wonderful Christmastime - Remastered 2011/ Edited Version - Paul McCartney

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - Gene Autry

Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy - Brad Paisley

Here Comes Santa Claus - Gene Autry

Christmas for Cowboys - John Denver

Tagging: @why-not-movies & @twilight-secret-gift-exchange