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The man, the myth the legend.
HES BACK IN ACTION
**cue death + absolute overall excitement
ALCOHOL AND TIES - PART 01
I was just walking away from a pub in the center of London as I saw Benedict Cumberbatch in the middle of a dark street, I was not sure if it was him, but whoever it was, it seems to be needing some help. I approached the shadow that he was; I went towards him, carefully in every step I took, and when I was closer I asked:
- Do you need help? You don’t seem to be ok. - He did not answer, so I got closer. - I am truly sorry to disturb you, but are you in need of any kind of hel… - I wasn’t able to finish my phrase, he caught me by my waist and start kissing my neck and my mouth. I could easily smell whisky on his breath.
- GET. OFF. ME. - He wasn’t letting me go, so as my arms were closer to his stomach I punched him in the stomach. Twice.
- AAAARG!!! What are you doing? I just… Oh God, I do not feel well.
Luckily he let me go in time so he could get out of the way, and then he throw up. When he finished he seemed worse than when I first found him, but a little more docile.
- Let me help you Benedict - I started saying as I put my arm around his back and tried to get him straighten - Jesus how heavy big a men can be?
We started walking down the street and it was starting to get a little crowed, I was worried someone would recognize him, and then I realized we were walking directly towards a big group of girls, luckyly I saw the door of this pub I used to go, the perfect empty pub I could ever ask for. Drunk Benedict just couldn’t stop talking, not even for a minute, and I wasn’t able to understand a single word that was coming out of his mouth; but the good thing was, he was already walking by himself I was just guiding him by his arm.
As we enter in to the pub, I saw Phill, the bartender; I put Benedict in a chair and went talking to him.
- Hi Phill, how are you? I was wondering if you could help me.
- Hey, always great to have you here! What do you need? … WAIT, isn’t that Benedict Coumberbatch?
- Oh no, no, no, no, no… it is just my drunk cousin, they really look alike huh? – I do not know why but my hand were shaking so much, I hid them under the bar - Well, I would like pretty much if I could have a bottle of water and a coffee, a big one too. To go.
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ben is beautiful. Thank you @lichtblickpink
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