#cumbrr

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hey lil mama lemme whisper in yer ear

can u slip some $$$ in me wallet too

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just curious about who jenny and dayanara are since you always talk about them? :)

two ppl u should avoid at all costs

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i just love you guys so much UGH

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5, 9, 28, 41, 50 u bter not disapoin u lil shit

5. your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) 

idk, maybe my best friend’s older sister (i mean she was only like 20 when we still lived near each other but that was already ~adulthood~ to my 5th grade self)

9. most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

accidentally grabbed some guy in the crotch while trying to make my way in the opposite direction people were going in a super crowded hallway

i mean there were a lot of embarrassing moments in high school but that’s the funniest story probably

28. if you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? 

i’ve only really seen sf and nyc’s skyline, both are nice but i will always like sf better (assuming i can see it when it isn’t foggy as shit outside)

41. would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

yeah i’m pretty good at being discreet (but smh if i have to i’ll save that for the restroom)

50. post 5 awesome things about yourself

omg im awful at bragging about myself but at the same time i’m a vain piece of shit uhhhhhhhhhh i’ll try

- my eyeliner is perfect 99% of the time, get on my goddamn level- i can apply and perfect said eyeliner on a crowded train in the morning- i’m really fucking good at making ppl laugh like you will choke (jk pls dont choke)- uhhhh what else lmao uhhhHH….i’m friends with u……..i guess……….autograph my butt cheeks pls- tara griffin (model) liked my drawing?

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u shud make a sideblog 4 ur selfies

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wats ur diq like hommie water u into

with ur consent (and if u pay for my flight) i can be in u

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yes hello, anusbis - hathor. do u ever consider tom hiddleston? also can we have a double date when i marry tom tbh imo???????

wow get the fuck out of my ask box

anubis: how do you feel about death? 

idk i try not to think about that too much because i’ve done enough of that and idk. to quote jamie cook: ehhhhh idk

atum: what are your greatest imperfections? 

by “greatest” is it asking for the imperfections i’m most ashamed of or imperfections that are actually a good thing? w/e i’m nowhere near perfect so i have a LOT of those but uh the first thing i can think of (that isn’t even ~great~ w/e that means) is that i am awful at telling time if it’s on a non-digital clock *waits for you to bully me on twitter*

bastet: do you have any cats?

yes just one, her name is kimi and she looks like this

hathor: what brings you joy? 

you. wait no only your tags. not you. bye

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You seem so cool, I wish we could be friends but I'm so shy uwu

omg sweetie we can be friends just talk to me whenever!!!

also wow i am definitely not cool. just ask tumblr users aantifreeze, cumbrr, and volatils