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cumsockmonkey replied to your post “Tfw ur phone doesn’t tell you that you got a text and you feel bad for...”

If his house is a deadzone they'll give you a cellular network extended for free!! We have one in our house and I never have less than full.

damn my dad needs to get on top of things

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“The Absurd Woman. 2015. by Dan Williamson”

Omg did you just fill a tub with milk and tell Em to jump in

I came up with the idea and she was down so yes

cumsockmonkey replied to your post:cumsockmonkey replied to your post:i had a bad...

Oh my god how could you possibly give up that house it’s fucking GORGEOUS

yeah but he has to move for like mostly job and health reasons i think so ??? oh well

cumsockmonkey replied to your post:i had a bad dream last night that i had to stay at...

Wait he has a new house, as in not the one in the Preserve

not YET but he’s moving to north carolina this summer so eventually he’s gonna get a new house yes lmao

cumsockmonkey replied to your post:do people ever actually weigh their luggage before...

I’ve never actually had an airline weigh my luggage before??? Just measure

im talkin like the big ones u check in at the counter not the carry-ons

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Kay but look at all these cuties you should be following

cumsockmonkey replied to your post “nosotros somos niños, problemo?”

Jsyk niños means like toddlers

nosotros somos niños, problemo?

Whatever the fuck a Foxglove is

lmaoooo alright

foxglove: Name three facts about your family?

1 - parents are divorced2 - i have one younger sister and one younger half-brother3 - we are all big fans of cats

send me floral asks i f u desire

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