#cuno

[cashytouille]

A day with the Disco Dads

[victoriasoroka]

for the longest time I couldn’t understand the purpose of cuno and cunoese in the disco narrative until I’ve started working at a local order pickup point and got my own two gremlins to imprint on me

jesus fuck. these two dipshits barged into my pickup point ant started destroying e v e r y t h i n g around and i was so appalled i just. fucking stared into the distance for a while. until they pulled out of their pockets like five vapes and started puffing in my face and then suggested that I buy one from them for a good deal and I laughed at their faces like “you think I can’t buy myself a vape?” and these two fuckos blinked at me in unison and said yes. today they asked what my degree’s at I said arts and they followed “and now you work at a pickup point” FUUUUUCCKKK YOOOUUUUUUUU ONE DAY ILL BE NORMAL AGAIN

the feeling of being humbled on your work hours by nine year olds is. incomparable

anyway the point is that now I’m their bestie against my will. they visit me every day after school and somehow they fucking vape less now. because they don’t want to disappoint me. like what. I’m a fucking smoker myself where did you get this wisdom from. they hug me hello and goodbye.

today one of them begged me for a puff and I was like no one day you’ll want to live a longer life and he goes actually I don’t wanna live. ever since my dad has died I feel like there’s no one else who can love me anymore. and I was like. one day you’ll grow up and you’ll be here for yourself by your own side and no one will harm you. your dad loved you. your brother who beats you is a weak idiot who can’t step up and fill his shoes. give me back my vape

like. the writers captured the raw batshit bonkers honesty and devastation of lost kids and didn’t forget to make them call you a fag. and after they’re done with you you’re left alone with all this bs that you wish you’ve been told before and hope those are the right things to say now.

[charleslove]

one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game

[thatuglymeme]

all grown up (THEY STOLE THESE CLOTHES)

[ssshiversss]

The Blank Wall

For Discotober Bingo!

When I realized you could write “I love you Cuno” on the wall, I had emotions. Also, sorry if you saw my original upload of this. I decided I didn’t like the panel orientation so I swapped some things around.

[oli-is-doing-fine]

i'm afraid of you but i can't be without you

[nurveart]

Cuno still doesnt fucking care, even in the RCM.

[the-introducer]

Building on my collection of disco characters in my different time of day paintings on my phone of things I see I have a morning Harry sunset kim and night time cuno so I suppose I have room for a sunrise character and a high noon character and a mid night character (could be the move) (no jeanvicquemare thanks)