#curiousitysphere

[askapsec]

*immediately grabs for the spoon. Probably grimier than the spoon herself, so no qualms there* Why was it in a book? Why did you have it? Why do you have so many things? Why don't you organize them better? *happiest babbu, questions and all. Has her spoon!*

I think I was eating something while reading the book and then decided to use it as a bookmark. *shrugs* I've gotten in the habit of collecting things. You never know when something might come in handy. Like now. *gestures at the spoon* I keep meaning to organize it all better but haven't gotten around to it yet.

[askapsec]

Do you? Can I have it? Why would you have a spoon here? Why didn't you offer it before?

*digs around through the shelves* I have a lot of random things in here. I didn't think of it earlier, though. I'm not sure if I have something THAT random, though. Wait. Ha! *flips open a book to reveal a grimy soup spoon* What do you know, I really did have one! It's yours if you want it. *holds it out*

[askapsec]

They all have spoons, but they aren't willing to give me any. Why?

Huh. Sounds like they're being mean. Typical. No one willing to help someone who's just being curious. *looks around* Maybe I have a spoon around here...

[askapsec]

Why isn't anyone willing to give me a spoon?

No one has any spoons, huh? That's too bad. Maybe there's a spoon shortage. Or everyone is eating ice cream so there are no spoons to spare.

[askapsec]

Sycamore. Lots of sycamore. Sycamore for everyone!

*laughs at all the sycamore, but makes sure to give back a sprig which has somehow gained a mangled geranium petal or two*

[curiousxinquisitions]

((Imagine Curi and Curi both having hissy fits, trying to get the answer for the same question from each other. There'd be a lot of screaming, crying and "DIDN'T I ASK FIRST?"s))

[askapsec]

"What do you patrol? Why? Do you ever find anything interesting? Why don't they have an android do it? Wouldn't it be safer? What if someone sneaks up from your blind side?"

I patrol the halls to keep them safe and to stop people from doing things they shouldn't. Like breaking things. Or trying to escape. *shrugs* It's nicer when it's quiet and I don't have to fight, but sometimes I find people stealing supplies. Or maybe some monster from lower Aperture finds its way up here. Mantis men or spiderthings or whatever. And then I have to kill them before they kill everyone else.

I could send an android and it might be safer, unless there was some kind of virus that could infect androids and then we'd all be in trouble. Besides, androids tend to be very literal about things and sometimes it takes a little more imagination- or craziness- to make the right decision about what to do. *pulls out a knife and twirls it* I'm not worried about anyone sneaking up on me. They'd be sorrier than I would.

[askapsec]

"Nope! What does she look like? Why are we going after her first? Logic would have spoons, right?"

Shaggy hair, two eyes, and a bad attitude. She's been really mean to me and is always trying to break things. On purpose. And yeah, Logic is bound to have spoons you can borrow.