Welcome to the Worst Generator
Ok, so this comes with some background info. It all started because of a fresh hell hot take of "Crowley snitched to Gabriel” posted on a server I’m in.
It was originally posted by a Showley Anti for some godforsaken reason and none of us understood it but we couldn't stop reading the hot and fresh takes that are, truly, a pile of fiery garbagé and we somehow get gems like this generator out of it. And absolutely none of us could comprehend like anything the attempt at a meta take was trying to get at lol. We bitched for like an hour and then it got worse.
Complete and utter madness descended and we ended up (thanks to Jeanie’s wrangling) with a list of terrible syllables to randomize.
Here’s that randomization in generator form.
https://perchance.org/s0m1tz1omg