Aug 16, 2024
Me, perusing the Creepy Shop: hmmm
The Creepy Shopkeeper: we have anything your heart desires… for a price! Heheheh…
Me, placing my hand on an Object: shhhhh
[leitmotif shifts to a minor key]
Me, snatching my hand back: nope!
Creepy Shopkeep: What
Me, placing my hand on another Object: hmmm
[leitmotif shifts to major key]
Me: I’ll take this one!
Creepy Shopkeep: out! OUT! I don’t know what you’re on about but I don’t like it one bit OUT I SAY!