#cute billy

[hainethehero]

I have this idea in my head of Billy disapproving of Steve smoking even though he smokes too. Like, he hates being a hypocrite but he doesn't like to see his Princess with a cigarette hanging off his lips so every time Steve lights up a cig, Billy pulls it out of his mouth and replaces it with his tongue.

Steve: *innocently lighting up his cigarette*

Billy:

Steve: *clueless* wut, babe?

Billy: *shrugging* Don't like seeing u smoke... it's unhealthy for u

Steve: *deadpan* U r lITerAlLy smoking 2?

Billy: *grinning like a sleaze* I know, I'd just rather see u with something else in your mouth ;)

Steve: ...i'm so done with ur bullshit Hargrove 😭🌸😒🌸

[hainethehero]

HARRINGROVE... BUT AS TODDLERS... A HARRINGROVE POST...

Little Steve: *waddling up to Billy, tripping over himself with a huge smile and big, brown eyes* Look Billy! Look what I made!

Little Billy: *bored with his head on the desk, eyeing little Steve's paper boat with annoyance* Looks stupid.

Little Steve: *big, doe-eyes watering, mouth quivering cos he's about to cry*

Little Billy: *glancing quickly at the teacher* Shit, okay I'm sorry... I like your boat!

Little Steve: *sniffling as he wipes his little cute nose* Really?

Little Billy: *nodding and shifting around as Steve moves to sit next to him* Yep, it's a pretty boat. Just like you.