ok I’m. Idk how to start this but basically the teal apocalypse gave me a small lil joke idea thingy a few days ago :333
ok. So shady is in the deep sea metro for whatever reason. Idk maybe he’s visiting Inkopolis square and he!!!!! Gets in contact with sanitized ink oh no!!!!! But he has no idea about it because it’s teal and he’s teal so he just thinks his ink looks a bit odd but doenst think much beyond that
ok. And then. Uhhh he does turf wars and the ink he shoots out is actually sanitized!!!! All his victims then get slowly infected with the sanitized ink!!!!
they slowly turn more teal-ish and the. When they put out ink the ink infects everyone else that touches it!!!!!
and the ink slowly turns them into like a fully teal version of shady!!!!!! And they become shadylings!!!! AND SHADY TAKES OVER THE WORLD AND OVERTHROWS WIREGLASSES AS THE HEAD OF THE SPLATSVILLE HIERARCHY IDK
basically teal apocalypse infection au thing idk. The shadylings follow shady’s every command‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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OMG LEMME DISSECT THISSSBEE EEEEEEEEE!!!!
SHADY TAKEOCER GELL YEAH EVERYOBE BECOME SHADYLINGS AND ACT LIKE HIS PIKMIN!!!!!!
him just being a permanent sanitization ink maker while acting normal is so realsy and he should become the new king of the sport. ITS EVEN FUNNIER WHEN YOU REALIZE HE PLAYS A CHARGER WHICH IS A SNIPER!!!! YOU EITHER DIE AND JOIN HIM HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
This is perfect and now I consume this and this is now how the teal apocalypse works 💙 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
