Yo Orp)(aner!! I'm getting all my fronds t)(ings for t)(is C)(ristmas t)(ingie!! We're not fronds, but I guess you're sorta agreeable and not a COMPL----ET----E loser, so I'll get you somefin too!! W)(addaya want, Dudescar? 38D
I'm goin' to just go ahead and pretend I didn't hear half of that, and try not to vvonder vvhy in the vvorld you're dravvin' me into your festivvities around a strange alien custom I'vve nevver heard of and just assume you're participatin' in a strange holiday centered around givvin' them from the goodness of your vvascular pump.
If you vvant to bother vvith such strange customs, then I suppose it'll do if you kept it to somethin' simple. I'd say alcohol, but somethin' tells me you're a vvee bit too young for anythin' like that, so just pick somethin' that's pretty to look at, and I'm sure it'll make a good gift.
