#cvldthief

[vindictar]

❔

send ❔ and i’ll list a couple muses that i’d like to throw at yours!

oooooh okay

daken because sexy and crimes

i already pester you occasionally on bart but i should do that more because it continues to be very funny

tabby aka boom boom oh man idk how much you know about tabby, she’s a p minor x men character but basically her dad was a criminal and manipulated her into using her powers to help him with his robberies and was a real piece of shit in general, but he got arrested and she was sent to juvie and after she got out she ran away and joined a girl gang and BASICALLY THATS A FREE DAUGHTER RIGHT THERE AND SHE COMMITS CRIMES AND DOES ARSON

the grey man, a simple hitman who happens to be a published author

[archived-brokentoys]

when the cold man says your suit looks nice on you...

bullying ends... for now.

[liightningchosen]

barry:   can i rant at you because i doubt you care about my drama and i just need someone to dump to? len:   sure, i’m about as close to an emotionless void as they come.

[mtchstck-archive]

livvy outfit concepts from last night! 

[hasvision]

this is a mean un-anon, i'm gonna kick ur butt, watch out

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat?

I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag.

I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device?

Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil.

The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can end ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist.

Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll darned sure use it all to wipe yer butt off o’ the world, ye dog.

If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment.

But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll poop fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

[weatherwiz]

@cvldthief replied to your post: 15 QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MUSE ! ① ARE YOU NAMED...

wouldve pegged you as a weather man

I would be the best weather man because I could literally just say it’s gonna rain and then make it rain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 100% accuracy. Give me money. 

[shotarrow]

me, making this blog a few hours ago: i won’t get excited when new people follow me what i’ll be so chill me, when @cvldthief and @liightningchosen followed me: I GOT FOLLOWERS OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!

[livevlarch]

You can’t make me go 🔫🔫

you know the meme about old men yelling at kids to get off their lawn ?

THIS IS YOUR LOCAL OLD LADY TELLING YOU TO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.