#cw conservatives

[writerofweird]

Rap Battle: TJ Detweiler vs Orel Puppington

(This rap battle contains references to Conservatives, child abuse, sex, depression and Conservative Christianity)

TJ: Okay then, Orel, let's see what your show's got, Well, you start off strong with a funny zombie plot, But then your show provides a more effective attack: An arc that leaves your audience praying for Prozac, Listen here, kid, if you're looking for advice, You better try Third Street, for we're actually nice, You shouldn't look to the Bible, considering its belt, Can be more brutal and harmful than the one your Dad held, Maybe come down to Kelso's, we talk at that shop, And there isn't a single sex toy there in stock, And if a stop-motion character ruins Christianity, Can't it be the skeleton from my company?

OREL: Well, golly, TJ, I'd hate to be hating, But your company is more evil than Satan, And I learn plenty from Church, so I'm not spending Sundays, Watching your lengthened versions of Sonic Says, And don't you badmouth Stephanie and her store, She's not a bad person, in fact she has more, To say to me, and you're a lot worse, Couldn't your poet friend have helped with your verse? For I'm as strong as Super God, and not even Senor Fusion, Can stop me from sending forth a bruising!

TJ: Oh wow, Orel, your verses really whomp! Are you sure your threats are what's wanted by God?

OREL: I'm being like Christ, for he would also criticise, Those who ignored the big sticks in their eyes!

TJ: Are the Conservatives in your life teaching you that?

OREL: Hey, you're the one with the big red hat!

TJ: Okay, maybe I was too rough on Stephanie, And you're also right about my company, But get some real help, let this rap battle end, And Orel…I'm saying this as a friend.

OREL: Gee…

Who Won?

TJ Detweiler

Orel Puppington

Voting ended onDec 20, 2025

[brynstellaris]

This is what the inside of the average conservative brain looks like.

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[leresq]

We as a society don't talk enough about how authoritarian and brutalist conservative graphic design is. This looks like a textbook evil gigacorporation logo. Matt Walsh more like Weyland-Yutani.

[lemonsharks]

In addition to the transphobia

I think one reason the Right has such a problem with the term pregnant people

Is that the Right does not like to think of women (remember, transphobia) the children of those women (transphobia)--

The Right does not like thinking of women and children as people.

The Right likes to think of women as the property of their husbands and children as the property of their fathers. Of the Husband And Father as the highest power below god itself, his woman and (their) children to be treated no better than the Husband And Father decides they deserve.

They're so serious about abortion because in every way that matters the Right views abortion as a property crime.

They're so no1curr about born children because those born children -- those people -- ought to be the property of their Father to do with as he pleases, in every way that matters.

An abortion is not the exercise of the pregnant person's bodily autonomy, against an entity they no longer consent to host in their body. Not to the Right.

To the Right, an abortion is the destruction of a man's property.

[threadtalks]

Firstly, it is my greatest disdain that my dad watches Fox News and therefore I occasionally am present while it is on TV.

Anyway. Conservatives are trying to paint A.I. as racist? Because they found AI of a black George Washington and German soldiers that were (probably) Asian. Which there is so much to dissect and breakdown here and the whole thing was just a load of shit but .....on one hand? Can we? Can they? Could this help throw AI generated shit in the trash bin??? Maybe??? Kweh??

[the-bagelbitch]

the worst thing about my conservative dad’s gun rights coffee is that it’s actually delicious

[marshemillow]

I noticed a lot of antis are young adults and minors. I believe the reason why is because they think that attacking people with death threats, suicide baiting, and doxxing is a form of “activism” that’s saving and protecting “real” people. However, all they’re doing is bullying people over fictional characters that will never experience real pain and suffering like a human being can. They genuinely believe they’re “changing” the world by “protecting” fictional characters, who will never exist.

I'm sure it has a lot to do with the modern social justice movement integrating into minds that have yet to deconstruct their old evangelical/fundamentalist programming. Young people see moderate feminists and BLM engaging in peaceful protests and volunteering for and donating to nonprofit missions as forms of genuine activism, but they don't understand the mechanics behind why measures like that are important. Add to that their "disgust = morality" mindset and the general normalization of death threats, suibaits, and doxxing by similar radical groups like terfs, and you've got a recipe for radical conservatism with a new coat of paint.

This isn't even a new phenomenon. Young Living is a multi-level marketing/network marketing scheme that's specifically popular with mormons, because they prey on already-existing mindsets of indoctrination and recruitment, ideals about purity, and door-to-door sales that mormons are already familiar with. Young Living is a cult for people who are already in a cult. People typically don't join a new religion if they're already in one, but MLMs famously get to have it both ways.

Antis feel that high from hurting people they have already managed to dehumanize, making it acceptable to hurt them, so they think hurting abusers is the same as supporting and protecting victims of abuse, and the more you hurt people, the harder it is to get out, because it would require confronting everything you've already done to people who really didn't deserve it.

It's honestly really sad.