throwdown in the chilis parking lot @the-bagelbitch - Tumblr Blog

new bio 01/16/26

hiya :) you can call me bagel!

on this blog u will find

- reblogs of Posts

- things I make (crochet, quilts, bookbinding, baking/cooking)

- things I reblog that other ppl make

- some journal posts (tagged #captain's log (journaling) so filter them out if u don't want)

- all of my "first-timer at a hospital" job posts which you can find or block under #hopital

notes

- there will be some nsfw content. probably not straight up porn tho. I am not ur content babysitter -- use ur block button!

I block if

- I don't like ur vibes for whatever reason

- you are a terf (included under vibecheck)

- you post harry potter

about moi

- gay 🏳️‍🌈

- transmasc (he/fae) 🏳️‍⚧️

- arospec 💚🤍🩶🖤

- mid-20s ⁉️

cat in pfp (pfpcat) is my cat and she licked that hole in the cucumber as pictured

#captain’s log (journaling)

What

withdreamsofhereafter

Sire Ginkgo helm by Jean-Michel Bihorel

newtype-exe

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

chloematis

“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice

kedreeva

I have no idea what the german text says (neither the czech title tbh)

*yelling* NEN!!!

@nencheese

suaine

Quick translation with some liberties:

"This wonderful and strange bird

The kind of which has never been seen

Painted(?) bird came flying in the city of Paris

At 4 in the evening it flew into the mayor's window and all heard that it was a (can't make it that word) of god"

lenasbraindump

My rough translation would be:

"This wondrous and strange bird, the likes of which have never been seen Said bird came flying in the city Paris, in the evening at 4 o' clock. At the governor's it flew in through the window and from there it is heard it was an act of providence from God."

The word you have as 'painted' I think is 'Bemelter', which is an older form of 'besagter' And the word you couldn't make out is "Schickung", I think.

I definitely might be a bit off though, that German is a wee bit outdated, lol

suaine

"Schickung", of course! It's obvious from context but the letters just wouldn't cooperate for me XD

kedreeva

So what I'm hearing is basically "Ma!! There's a weird fucking bird in the governor's house! MA!! It's making a weird fucking noise!"

Also really digging the skulls in the train feathers. Most metal peacock ever

raccoongrandfather

The word mealtime is proof that humans are domesticated animals

raccoonmilf

For context on this account, after seeing my dad’s weird texting style, a lot of people asked if I could get him on tumblr. He does not want to get on tumblr. But I can just turn his texts into text posts. So it isn’t my dad’s tumblr account, it is a tumblr account of texts from my dad.