Okay so, because tomorrow is the release of the Last episode of tma, imma tell you all about my most horrifying experience while listening to this podcast, my statement, if you will.
First a fact about myself, i like energy drinks and im cheap as fuck, so i buy them on street markets in bulk. Also, i am gross, so dont wash the cans before drinking them.
I was in episode 39, hearing all this god awful worm sounds, being pretty worried and confused and grossed out, but im not that squirmish, so im still eating something while listening, no problem.
The sounds of the worms start to get to me, and because I was eating, i had an intrusive thought, 'imagine the texture of those worms popping in your mouth', which freaked me out a bit. So i decided to stop eating my sandwich for a while and make a cigarrette while drinking my energy drink.
Nice, cool, tasty energy drink, bitter Tobacco, nothing to be afraid of.
Until I felt something on my upper lip. Something soft. I touched it, thinking it was a little piece of Tobacco... It was a fuCKING WHITE WORM AND IT WAS ALIVE AND SQUIRMING AGAINST MY FACE AND IT HAD BEEN ON THE CAN AND I ALMOST ATE IT.
Tobacco goes flying, i burned a hole on a pillowcase, i threw the energy drink to the floor, it was a mess.
Turns out the People my mom bought my energy drinks from (sometimes i send her and mostly i go by myself) kept the cans individually in huge boxes, while my seller kept them in those maxi packs that have a cardboard bottom and a tight plastic on top, and my mom sellers had a rat die in one of the crates. So the worms were on this indented part of the can, hiding
Until I Almost chomped on it. They were also on the other can I still had, and i assume in the ones i had drank the Days before.
So this is my horrifying story, and like the queen Karolina Górka Who still took the subway because she lives in london... I washed the cans for like two weeks and now I risk my health by not washing them because im lazy and gross.
