ok but consider, they get married and almost actually succeed in killing each other at the wedding
Canon!Michael and Swap!Charlie: *awkwardly stare down at their dads corpses* ... mORE CAKE FOR US
Canon!Will and Swap!Henry: WE’RE NOT DEAD TAKE US TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL
Canon!Michael and Swap!Charlie: CANT HEAR YA OVER ALL THIS CAKE WE GOT LEL














