#cxnditionboy

[incetumaura]

@superxcreep @floriiis

      “ oh, come on, Blaise, tha’ kiss was horrible! HERE’S how ya kiss a girl~ ”

    brushes some of Melodie’s hair away from her face before cupping her face in a hand and leaning in for a nice, deep kiss. Mel’s getting all the kisses today.

[incetumaura]

DO THE OT4 FOR THAT RELATIONSHIP MEME THING I'M SCREAMING

Send a ship and I'll tell you who: @floriiis

Gives nose/forehead kisses: I see them all doing this, tho Melodie and Jasper Gets jealous the most: BREEZE the only people that are allowed to flirt with Melodie are Blaise and herself. no one else!Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: everyone has to go pick up Breeze (and sometimes Jasper) cause wow what an alcoholic.Takes care of on sick days: everyone sort of takes care of eachother, tho Jasper and Melodie are the best at being caretakers. However Breeze will bring around a special “medicine” that will fix whatever sickness Melodie and Blaise have. Jasper has never gotten sick tho. hmmm...Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Jasper and Melodie have to drag Breeze and Blaise in, though Breeze has to sit on either Jasper’s or Blaise’s shoulders or insist on sitting out while everyone has fun in deeper water. she’s not a good swimmer.Gives unprompted massages: okay but Breeze giving Melodie massages and Jasper giving Blaise ones. also Blaise giving one to Mel and Jasper giving one to Breeze.Drives/rides shotgun: Jasper is the driver and they all take turns on who rides shotgun and who sits in back. Breeze sometimes insists that Blaise and Mel sit in the back so her ship will sail.Brings the other lunch at work: everyone brings everyone lunch, but Jasper and Melodie usually stick around Blaise and Breeze to make sure they actually eat.Has the better parental relationship: Jasper for ultimate grand-dad, Breeze is the crazy fun aunt, Blaise is the ultimate worry wart dad, and Melodie is precious mom. (at least that’s their standings.)Tries to start role-playing in bed: Breeze does it a little with Jasper cause it can be fun. Melodie and Blaise don’t do it a lot tho i can see Mel giving it a go.Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Melodie. absolutely. maybe Blaise if he got drunk, tho i don’t see him doing a lot of dancing. Breeze and Jasper are the best drunk dancers cause they go out drinking a lot.Still cries watching Titanic: i see Breeze trying to make fun of it but then getting into it and soon both girls are crying, Blaise is trying not to and failing, and Jasper is just sort of smiling cause he’s seen it 1000 times before.Firmly believes in couples costumes: MELODIE IS ALL FOR THIS. ALL THE COUPLES COSTUMES. Breeze is in this boat as well and Jasper participates in helping them out. Blaise goes along with it since Melodie suggested it.Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: BREEZE. AND. JASPER. they do not know when to stop. they love breaking that rules and spoiling them~ they deserve it!Makes the other eat breakfast: Jasper makes THE BEST breakfasts, it’s like a beautiful feast of deliciousness. Melodie will help. Breeze is not allowed near the kitchen.Remembers anniversaries: surprisingly, Breeze is the one that remembers everything. she’s very good with dates.Brings up having kids: “ Blaise, Melodie... the time is now. gO FORTH AND HAVE THE CHILDREN OR ADOPT! YOU TWO WILL BE GREAT PARENTS! ” #hershipwillsail

[incetumaura]

Breeze has decided to  ρ Ɩ α у  with floriiis and superxcreep~!

          ℱᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ part of the day, the blue haired female had been keeping an eye on a nervous looking girl. if she hadn’t ʜᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ the girls phone to see what she was doing, she would have gotten bored and found someone else to  н υ η т. but a certain text had kept her attention, something about wanting to talk to someone. it was suppose to be ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ and she had seemed nervous ever since sending it. what could possibly have such a cυтє  h u m a n  like that all jittery? 

ѕнє нα∂ тσ ƒιη∂ συт.

          Sнє fσƖƖσωєɗ the girl to the park, hiding out in a nearby tree to where the girl stood, polishing her gun as she waited for the other person to arrive. if they didn’t arrive soon, they might just find a little girl lying on the ground, soaked in her own cяιмѕση вℓσσ∂~

[incetumaura]

cxndition-boy replied : HE’LL GO YANDERE DON’T TEACH HIM LOVE LET HIM BE AN EMOTIONLESS ASSHOLE FOREVER

[ IF HE’S GONNA BE HUMAN HE MAY AS WELL EXPERIENCE ITS ENTIRETY. ]