Guess who has two thumbs and isn’t single anymore? This guy.
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Guess who has two thumbs and isn’t single anymore? This guy.
Okay. So.
if everyone comes out of hiding, I promise to learn how to make scones, and give everyone some.
Or you know, maybe just buy some. Yeah, buying them works too.
I'm beginning to question my life decisions.
I shouldn't have left college, it was a lot easier to find a decent party on a Thursday night.
So like...
Did everyone die or something?
Okay, mental note:
Don't stick a knife in a toaster ...
I don't like the newspaper so much anymore.
How does someone go from Pacific Rim to 50 Shades of Grey? Honestly.
The bad thing about this place.
Is that bunk beds really do not agree with drunk people.