big bang baby

my name is lexie samirez and i'm twenty three years old. my life could be a really cheesy sitcom and i plan on getting a phd on ass kicking.

[lexiesamirez]

So like...

[princessxonpointe]

I think the aliens came back and abducted the people that they left behind last time.

[lexiesamirez]

I WAS ABOUT TO ASK IF YOU WERE A POD PERSON BUT YOUR BUNNY IS ADORABLE

[lexiesamirez]

So like...

[mglotreau]

You usually don’t mind my staring.

[lexiesamirez]

I don't mind, I was just wondering if I should get myself ready for a staring contest or not.

How have you been?

[lexiesamirez]

So like...

[mglotreau]

[lexiesamirez]

Are we going to stare at each other?

[lexiesamirez]

So like...

Did everyone die or something?

[lexiesamirez]

{txt} :D {txt} did u laugh?

[text] Yeah. Tell me some more.

[princessxonpointe]

Okay, mental note:

[princessxonpointe]

WHY?!  I made cookies in the real oven the other day!  I thought I was making progress.

[lexiesamirez]

Wait, really? I want to say that's progress, but I also don't want you to end up getting killed in a freak kitchen accident.

[princessxonpointe]

Okay, mental note:

Don’t stick a knife in a toaster …

[lexiesamirez]

I'm cutting off your kitchen access.

[hazelnut-x]

So---

[hazelnut-x]

It’s like my taking voice, but a bit higher and at times nasally-er. But the general consensus seems to be to go for it, so I probably will. Shit’s expensive though, gotta save up.

[lexiesamirez]

I understand - I don't know much about studios but I'm aware they're something that stands in the way. I've also seen some singers that have equipment at home but I feel like that's even less viable. Are you going to make them just for fun or are you trying to get your name out there?

[lexiesamirez]

{txt} a gummy bear!

[text] that’s a really cute joke

[hazelnut-x]

So---

I’ve been thinking of posting another recording. Like, a legitimate recording…

[lexiesamirez]

I don't really know what your singing voice sounds like, so yeah, you should do it.

[lexiesamirez]

{txt} what do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth

[text] Why would you call a bear?

[thetaylormontgomery]

The bad thing about this place.

[thetaylormontgomery]

I’m motivated, just not so motivated to do things that you apparently deem worthy of motivation. Look, your opinion of my life doesn’t matter to me. Stop with your high and mighty bullshit, it’s seriously just annoying. If you want to stage an intervention, call someone that’s likely to take the trip, because I’m not drinking the kool-aid. I am happy, my family can go rot in hell, and you can fuck off. 

[hazelnut-x]

Motivation to drink and do drugs isn’t really motivation. But fine, since you’re determine to end this conversation, I’ll do that for you. I won’t even argue how stupid it is that you consider being healthy as conformity, or how issues with your family shouldn’t compromise your health, or how shitty of a retort that was.

[lexiesamirez]

I've been watching this for like an hour and I feel like she'll hardly take your advice.

[hazelnut-x]

All right. I’m 99% sure I’m getting sick and I’m not a happy fucking person.

[lexiesamirez]

Is it like a cold or something scarier but also contagious?

It's important because it impacts on whether or not I'll offer to help you out.

[lexiesamirez]

{txt} I'M SO SORRY

[text] OKAY I’M SORRY TOO

[incrediblygraceful]

I haven’t watched Degrassi in forever, but I wanted to check on my favorite character Adam Torres.

I’m both happy and upset.

[lexiesamirez]

Isn't that that one show that every Canadian actor has been in?

[hazelnut-x]

You know what? I’ll still take it. My tits like to feel appreciated, and they thank you for the slightly weird but flattering offer. For the record, I’m sure my boobs would like you as much as you like them. I’m just saying.

[lexiesamirez]

Well, I mean, it's not weird when you think that my hands would be doing the job of a bra. I think that makes it better, at least. Not that you need a bra - they seem to be doing perfectly fine on their own.

But aw, that's nice to know.

[lexiesamirez]

text to matthew

Matty Bear: No but maybe we should make pot brownies.

Lexie: Oh that sounds delicious

Lexie: When are you free? :D