welcome to the dollhouse, baby

Madeline Sinclair. 21. Seeing one Matty Fitz Prima Ballerina. Prima Donna. That's Princess Mimi to you. The Dunby Section. 1D. Animal Research Assistant.

[princessxonpointe]

Okay. So.

[tasteofmase]

.. are we five? i’m not wearing anything frilly.

[princessxonpointe]

Excuse you I AM TWENTY ONE AND wow I'm going to be twenty two soon.

Okay fine, I won't even make you wear a tiara like my tea party guests usually have to do.

[princessxonpointe]

Okay. So.

[tasteofmase]

you started it

yup.

first impressions are the most important though. can’t ever go back from that.

[princessxonpointe]

Well - okay, yeah that's true, I did.

No, we're having a tea party, and Tanner is coming too, and I will show you the ways.

[princessxonpointe]

Best part about fall is the comfortable sweaters.

[princessxonpointe]

Okay. So.

[pj-kowalczyk]

Is it now? That’s questionable.

Please do us all a favor and don’t go near an oven. You’ll be saving hundreds of lives if you just simply refrain from baking. Leave cooking and baking to the experts, like me. 

[princessxonpointe]

You're being rude again.

I - alright, fine.  But good lord Paul, you don't have to be so dramatic.

Okay so, are you going to bake me scones or not?

[princessxonpointe]

Okay. So.

[tanbrooks]

People actually have tea parties? That’s an actual thing?

[princessxonpointe]

YES!  I have tea parties all the time!  Well - no okay, that's kind of a lie, I used to have them a lot at home, I meant to have more here but ... we're doing it.

[princessxonpointe]

Okay. So.

[tasteofmase]

well then your grosser

because they’re dry and crumbly and gross duh

[princessxonpointe]

RUDE!

Did you just ... duh me?

Also I really have to agree with you there, I don't know what kind of scones you've been eating, but that's definitely not right.

[princessxonpointe]

Okay. So.

[tanbrooks]

That sounds rich and fancy.

[princessxonpointe]

They're actually really yummy.  I mean, they're better homemade and not store bought, but either way, we're having a tea party.  You're not getting out of this.

[princessxonpointe]

Okay. So.

[pj-kowalczyk]

Sure, I’ll let you think that.

What are you talking about? I’m super nice to you! I’m probably one of the sweetest guys around here. And if I make you scones, that would just ruin the entire point of this. You’re supposed to give me something, not the other way around. Of course, my baked goods would undoubtedly taste better than yours, but that’s not the point here.

[princessxonpointe]

Thank you, it's the truth.

Okay, you've got a point, but now I really want homemade scones, and I feel like if I were to use the oven, I'd actually set something on fire.  I almost forgot to take the sweaters out last time I tried to turn it on - that really wouldn't have ended well.

[princessxonpointe]

Okay. So.

[pj-kowalczyk]

Of course not. There’s no way people could actually not want to see you. Not at all!

Well, that was smart. I’d take some of your pre-made, purchased scones, despite not being homemade. The satisfaction of knowing that you didn’t make them – meaning I’m safe from being fatally poisoned – makes them that much more appealing.

[princessxonpointe]

Well of course, I mean I am a total gem.  

You need to work on being nicer to me, mister, otherwise there will be no scones for you, and then you'll be sad and sconeless.   I mean, you do have a point, but still, rude.  You could always make me scones if you're so worried about them.

[princessxonpointe]

chris-goode replied to your post: 

I’ve never had a scone.

You people were SERIOUSLY DEPRIVED AS CHILDREN!

Please, please tell me that you've had tea sandwiches, at least.

[princessxonpointe]

Okay. So.

[pj-kowalczyk]

Maybe we’re all hiding from you. Have you ever thought of that?

I kid, of course. And would I actually want these scones? Or would I be in danger of getting poisoned?

[princessxonpointe]

I will admit, I thought about that for like, a fleeting second, and then I decided it wasn't possible.

Well I'd hope not, considering I actually went out to the store and bought scones to bribe people with.

[princessxonpointe]

Okay. So.

[tasteofmase]

scones are gross

[princessxonpointe]

You're gross.

Except no that was mean I'm sorry, you're not gross at all.  HOW CAN YOU THINK SCONES ARE GROSS?!

[princessxonpointe]

Okay. So.

[tanbrooks]

What is a scone, exactly?

[princessxonpointe]

You don't - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A SCONE IS?

IT'S LIKE, A LITTLE PASTRY BUT NOT REALLY A PASTRY THING THAT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN AND GOES WITH TEA!

[princessxonpointe]

Okay. So.

if everyone comes out of hiding, I promise to learn how to make scones, and give everyone some.

Or you know, maybe just buy some.  Yeah, buying them works too.

[thetaylormontgomery]

I'm beginning to question my life decisions.

I shouldn’t have left college, it was a lot easier to find a decent party on a Thursday night. 

[princessxonpointe]

Do you actually party every single night?

[incrediblygraceful]

Abducted? No, I’m not. Ha. I’ve just been weirdly awkward to come online I guess. No one’s going to want to eat this misshapen banana bread! I don’t even want to. It looks so sad.  How have you been?

[princessxonpointe]

OKAY WELL SHH YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT I mean, it's not like they can see it, you can still bribe them with it.  Well, now it's ruined.  Guess I'll actually have to make cookies now.  I've been pretty good!  How have you been?

[incrediblygraceful]

Do you ever look at something you’ve baked and wished that it didn’t come out looking sad? Cause this banana bread looks sad.

[princessxonpointe]

GRACE YOU'RE NOT ABDUCTED!  I was literally just going to post something about bribing people with cookies baked in a real oven if they come out of hiding BUT EVEN BETTER LET'S BRIBE THEM WITH MISSHAPEN BANANA BREAD!