#cynicallyromantic18

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cynicallyromantic18 replied to your post: All i want is a slow , really slow bui...

You and me both, sweetie. There are so many talented people in this fandom that I think it’s only a matter of time before this story pops up. I also REALLY want the age gap to remain, b/c that’s how it was in Regency England.

I'm all for it. The age gap will make everything even tastier. It fits well. Also all the inner conflict with Brienne as Lady of Casterly will make me die of happiness. 

[dieinmanhattan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKIE!!! I hope all of your OTPs become canon!!!!! (And that you have a wonderful year)

Aw, thank you! <3

[eonbluenegative]

I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY, FELLOW TEXAN!!

Thank you so much cynicallyromantic18! It's nice to know there's another fellow spicy, sexy Texan out there. :D

[ladyoftarth-posts]

1 and 7 please?

Ok apparently I’ve been doing this wrong.  The last one was for an anon…

1. Fav “get-in-the-mood shows” - People watch shows to get in the mood?  MMA?? Yeah I’ll go with that.  Maybe some Olympic fencing?

7. Fav room to bang in - All the ROOMS.  After watching The Room… damn I could have used this for #1

[ginmo]

7) 8) 9) please :)

7. Jaime and Brienne’s favorite room to bang in?

Any room with a table

8. Jaime and Brienne’s favorite sex position?

Jaime loves Brienne on top because it makes her blush, and he finds it sexy seeing her take control

9. Jaime and Brienne’s favorite thing to wax?

They prefer hair 

AND cynicallyromantic18 asks for #2

2. Jaime and Brienne’s favorite banging songs?

Jennifer Lopez - I’m Glad, but they like to watch it on youtube because yes

[chickren]

6 and 7 please?

6. Jaime and Brienne's three favorite friends' houses to fuck in?

Sansa--she just thinks they're having a really hard time hanging those pictures on her office wallLoras--he calls insults through the wall, which they digRoose--Jaime can't get through a dinner party at Roose's without asking Brienne if she wants to go look at the dungeons

7. Jaime and Brienne's favorite room to bang in?

kitchen

[courtingtrouble]

Jaime/Brienne?

Yep!!

1. Ben/Leslie (onthewingsofwar)

2. Stucky (onthewingsofwar)

3. Jaime/Brienne

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[bibrienne]

Why, I went to Tarth and saw her. I had six years on her, yet the wench could look me in the eye. She was a sow in silk, though most sows have bigger teats. When she tried to talk she almost choked on her own tongue. I gave her a rose and told her it was all that she would ever have from me.

Ronnet Connington, George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows

I can't even rage at this. This is so unfathomably humiliating. 

Rejection is bad enough. Especially since it seems a rare thing to reject an arranged marriage. Brienne would have no doubts about why it happened.

But he could have lied. He could have been gentle. He could have said he loved another, or convinced his father to break the engagement for some (fake) political reason. He could have been kind.

But instead he looked at this girl, this awkward, shy teenager who is so nervous she cannot speak to him, who knows that she is no beauty and is not anyone's dream wife, and decides to be cruel.  How dare she be tall and flat chested and shy? How dare she be ugly? What offense. She deserves not a husband, nor courtship, nor respect. For this transgression she deserves pain. She deserves shame. She deserves to have everyone know that she is so unwantable that he could not marry her, he could not even bear to bed her just enough to get a son and spend the rest of his nights with whores. 

He gave her a rose, but it's not all she got from him.