Jul 30, 2022
spent like half of my brainpower repeating “act normal” to myself instead of thinking of ways to defend when doing shark tank from mount with mid30s white man i have a crush on and immediately got swept
#half of it trying to act normal and half of the remaining power hitting the slap fistbump#got a second opinion from someone whos better at estimating ages and the consensus is mid/late 30s#which is a relief because i was really suffering under the assumption he was in his mid 40s#i have also been assured he is handsome in a white guy way and hes fairly tall so as far as inadvisable crushes go its not as bad as it coul#d be
