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I’m so terrible at character creating. I don’t have a creative bone in my body and I have until the 21st of October to really flesh out my DnD character. 

Right now, all I have is that he’s a half-elf, a wizard, chaotic neutral, super lazy, and is named Sprite Pepsi. 

[ivegotyoukeptin]

S E S S I O N  1 : The Gang Explores a Haunted House 

Allistar the Dragonborn author, a large mountain of a man with no name, Ah-An the human runaway, Aegon the socially awkward monk, and Sprite Pepsi the wizard meet in the town of Highcross. Their reasoning behind being in the town in the first place is yet a mystery. 

For no real reason whatsoever they decide to travel together to check out a house that is rumored to be haunted, all the while Ah-An begins to read a book in hopes of deciphering the Infernal text within. Slowly, she becomes addicted to the text, which no one notices except the large mountain of a man who doesn’t speak and therefore cannot tell anyone what he has noticed. 

Allistar, Aegon and Sprite Pepsi meet a nice cult in the woods and Sprite Pepsi considers drugs. Allistar and Aegon thwart his attempt. 

The gang arrives at the haunted house and hear commotion from a shed nearby. Upon entering the shed, they find an injured dog! Sprite Pepsi immediately starts petting the dog and the mountain of a man with few words demonstrates a handiness for medicine. He saves the dog which is a huge relief to everyone. 

A voice, coming from seemingly everywhere and nowhere demands that the group “GET. OUT.”. The group decides that maybe the voice is touchy about people in the shed and so head inside the Haunted House.

Sprite Pepsi finds a decapitated head in a chest of drawers. He tells no one. 

Spooky scary stuff begins to happen, but Ah-An is not deterred from her book as she hunkers down to read by mysteriously lit candlelight. The gang travels upstairs and encounter two bodies, two ghouls feeding on the bodies and a Spector! 

Roll for Initiative! 

After winning the fight, the Spector returns to one of the bodies and disappears with a thank you.  Allistar: ...oh, she meant SHE wanted to get out! 

Sprite Pepsi uses his knowledge of the arcane arts and religion to decipher a summoning circle on the ground, which is where the Spector seemed to originate from. He deems it "weird" and moves on, telling no one of his findings.

Clearing the house, the gang decides to have a long rest. The mountain of a man takes the only bed while the rest of the group spreads out. 

No one notices Ah-An wiping away a tear of blood from her eyes. 

She's definitely getting possessed and we're all idiots.

[grey-the-goose-art]

LAST NIGHT ON D AND D!!!!

*I became a level 3 *we stole some evil dudes' red cloaks so as to "blend in" *I got a fancy new sword named "THE FALCON" *Frengornan our barbarian friend fell even more deeply in love with the spicy dwarf druid Lillith and her dire corgi transformation *Lillith used her dire corgi cuteness to win the day * BONUS* I drew a horse 'w' Pictures to follow...

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Undead's back!

Sooo after a rather exhausting semester of absolute shit and fuckery, I'm back!  What that means is still left up for debate.  Maybe a new apocalypse?  Maybe ... why are there pointy tits on the screen in front of me?  Oh right, Spartacus!  Speaking of such things (Spartacus, not the tits, but tits may be included), anyone following should check out a new blog that is in development about the adventures I've shared with friends in role-play.  It started in D&D and seemed to translate to many of our favorite fandoms.  I'll keep you updated when it comes about (and to follow the awesome author and her crazy shit).

With love and infection,

Undead <3