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[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

I agree with that anon, that fic was absolute GARBAGE, the trashiest of all trash, I can't believe how big you made Bucky I had to lock myself in my room

It’s such utter, utter trash, I KNOW.  Normally I write fic in my office, but when I was working on that one, it was in the shameful privacy of my own home after carefully drawing all the shades.

I’m super proud of us for that monument to filth, honestly. 

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

Has Bucky ever got to 350 in any of your (or your wife's) fics? Or any authors fics? I need a big bucky in my life

Oh, anon.  I understand that need.  I, too, have that need, and I spend a lot of time contemplating a Bucky of that magnitude.

So I think the only fic we have where Bucky is explicitly 350 is probably Breathless, which is a sequel to our very first co-written fic, Full Disclosure.  Does that seem right, @d-lightfulexcess?  

But more importantly, if you need a very, very big Bucky?  You must read caloriebomb’s fic.  It is SO, so good, and her Buckys often hit 350.  (So do her Steves, if you’re into that kind of thing – and I totally recommend it.  Everything she writes is garbage gold.  I cannot recommend her enough.)

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

One thing I love about you and your wifey and the rest of the dumpster is that there is never any negativity ever, no anons being awful, and both of you are always so positive and it's just so nice and refreshing from the rest of the marvel fandom. I'm so glad to be part of the dumpster

Oh, thank you!  That makes me feel awesome.  We’re so glad you’re here!

Honestly, the dumpster is sort of a marvel to me, too.  I originally showed up in fandom like, “HELLO YES I’M HERE TO TRASH THE PLACE” and my only intention was to write irredeemable porn.  But then it turned out that there was this whole group of people who really wanted to talk about the fact that they were also weird, and maybe it really wasn’t all that weird, and it turned into a big crazy family that I just adore. 

Also, I totally expected to get anon hate.  I mean really.  This is a touchy kink, with all sorts of potential landmines and triggers, and let’s be real, we don’t do that gentle, mildly chubby, love-you-at-any-size kinda chubby kink (which is great, don’t get me wrong, I love it).  But we, ah, we go pretty fucking hard all the time.  350 pound Bucky?  YESSS LET’S GO THERE.  So I figured we’d be getting anon hate all day.  But we…just don’t, because the dumpster is a magical place and I love everyone in this bar.

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

Ok good, so I'm not the only one who loves Penny Dreadful and fantasized about chubby Ethan Chandler. And you're so right about Dorian, too, it would just make sense for him to be thicker as well! Would you ever consider writing any PD fics? Or do you know of any that are already out there?

YES, friend.  Chubby Ethan, chubby Dorian, chubby everyone.  (Except, weirdly Vanessa?  I generally prefer chubby women, but goddamn, she is so intensely angular and I just…UGH.  I have a lot of feelings about her.  I’m getting off topic.)

ANYWAY: have I looked for Penny Dreadful fic?  I’ve done a few preliminary AO3 searches, but I haven’t looked too closely, in fear of spoilers.  Would I be willing to write any Penny Dreadful fic?  Well – I wouldn’t say never!  I’d have to talk it over with the missus, of course, because I am a lazy, co-dependent shit who no longer writes anything longer than a tumblr post alone, but I don’t think I’d be opposed to it someday.  @d-lightfulexcess, do you have any strong feelings about writing fanfic about a show that is already basically fanfic? 

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

Have you and/or d-lightfulexcess ever written about the time in between tws and civil war, and what and how much Bucky ate? And his discovery of all of the new 21sr century foods? And how he got to be so beefy? If you haven't, you guys totally should, on your next project :)

Well, friend, the answer is “kind of.”  The first fic we ever wrote together was Full Disclosure, and it basically imagines that after a couple years of post-WS wandering about, Bucky turns up at Steve’s doorstep thicker than he used to be.  It starts out as an exploration of how that happened, and how Bucky’s adjusting to the 21st century….and then it quickly rolls downhill into a dumpster of D/s, feedism, relentlessly dirty talk, and a 300 pound Bucky that is the fulfillment of our joint Id’s unbridled filth. 

So.

There’s also an abandoned WIP that basically takes your question as its premise.  In Plain Sight was a gift fic for @d-lightfulexcess that I started writing right before we started writing Full Disclosure, and its basic plot is “Bucky is on the run through Europe eating everything in sight and Steve and Sam are chasing him.  Also feedist sexual tension.”  BUT I wrote two chapters and then @d-lightfulexcess and I discovered the joys of co-writing and got deeply involved in our joint projects.

There are a few project ideas up our sleeves right now, so we will add this to the list!  You are asking important questions about Bucky’s acquired beef, and I agree that it probably needs more attention. 

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For @d-lightfulexcess, who wanted to know about Halloween candy, salad dressing, and “the talk.”  :)

11.  What’s one Halloween candy that you would hate getting as a child?

Well, you know that I love candy corn, and I was also a big fan of those weird taffy-like things that came in black or orange wrappers?  I mean, I am here for shit candy.  Oh my god, wax lips and those little wax bottles of kool-aid?  Those were my absolute favorites.  So basically all candy is good candy and I refuse to participate in any candy-shaming.  Get off my blog with that nonsense. 

1.  What is your go-to flavor of salad dressing?

Vinaigrette.  It’s my choice 95% of the time.  (The other 5% of the time I get something else and then regret my poor decision making skills.)

9.  What age were you given “the talk”?

I was given many talks over the years, starting when I was in preschool and asked where babies come from and my mother, bless her soul, said, “men have penises and put them in women’s vaginas.”  Other talk highlights: When I was 14 so mom sat me down and said, “when you want to get on the pill someday, you tell me.  I won’t ask any questions and I will take you to the doctor.”  Then she explained that I shouldn’t sleep with anyone unless I really wanted to, and that if I did, I should make sure they were “giving.”  (I’m pretty sure she meant “would do oral” -- which is funny, because I think cunnilingus is the sexual equivalent of watching paint dry, but I appreciate her sentiment.)   The only talk I ever got from my dad was this, word for word: “You are going to go to college.  Don’t get pregnant.”  Then he walked out of the room.  :)