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wreckingthefinite on ao3. chubby kink. trash. Sideblog: kinkyontheside (for trashier trash)

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

I thought you left us and it made me so sad! 🍰

Im so sorry, darling - but I’m back, and I’ll be staying put this time ;)

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

WELCOME BACK WE’VE MISSED YOU!!!

THANK YOU BABY!! I missed y’all too!

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

Omfg I can't tell you how much I miss you!! I'm so glad you're back

OMFG SAME!

Y’all are the best and I am so glad you’re still here

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

Ahh! I'm so glad you're back, and that you're okay! Are there any new shows or characters you've gained interest in (pun intended) over your respite? Also, are we still doing the whole emoji anon thing?

Ahhh, thank you darling! And hell yes we’re still doing emoji anons if you want :)

So let’s see - I just finished slamming back S3 of The Last Kingdom, and I feel like Uhtred was looking thicker?? And they didn’t have his shirt off much (at all??), which always makes me think there aren’t visible abs? And then I fantasize about what might be there INSTEAD of abs. So.

Let’s see - I’m also back on Game of Thrones after a several-year hiatus (too rapey — which, ha, still is, but it sucked me back in, and UM HEY is Sophie Turner thicker in S5?)....but really a better question is what have y’all been watching and what do I need to catch up on??

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

I'm clearly a bad FA, but if the feederism community gets shut down on Tumblr, what other sites are available for it? Feabie? Curvage? Fantasy Feeder? Any others I'm missing or should look into? I'm so upset. Feederism flies below the radar and is looked down on enough without it losing it's platform.

Ugh. Friend, I’m not sure. FF sucks as a platform, and Feabie seems more hookup-y, so honestly I have no idea what a good option is that would recreate what we have here.

But I do know that these things go in cycles. I’ve been in fandom/kinkdom through several platforms over like two decades, and it migrates, but it never disappears. We’re a resilient lot, weirdos.

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

You're back! I have been waiting to yell about black sails! Which I just finished and oh my god. I know you watched it so I wanted ur opinion also there is a shameful lack of chubby flint fics out there. Like none.

OH MY GOD YES LETS TALK BLACK SAILS!

I love that damn show. L O V E

And Flint gets so gorgeously thick and OMG there are pics of Toby from more recently that are SO SOFT OMG

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

I leave for like two seconds

And they get rid of the porn??

Okay so um, i sort of disappeared there for a hot second. Life got kinda overwhelming and honestly the explanation is boring and tl;dr — basically I had a rough few months due to a bunch of things and now things are better-ish!

So I was like “I miss tumblr and all of my dumpster fam” and I go to get back on tumblr and it turns out we no longer have porn? Or”female-presenting nipples,” which OMFG WHAT THE SHIT kind of awkward bullshit is that? Who on the PR board was like “THAT IS THE PERFECT PHRASE for pretending to acknowledge trans and queer folk but also steadfastly maintaining our commitment to hating/fearing women and their Boobs of Power?”

ANYWAY. Y’all. I’m back, and my inbox is overflowing with love and concern from all of you guys and I don’t deserve any of you. I’m gonna have to empty my asks and start fresh, but, uh, what’s up babes? Still loving fat stuff? Still being weirdos? I fucking hope so.

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

grief bacon

grief bacon

grief bacon

[like-what-deactivated20171227]

how morally corrupt is your 19th century love interest on a scale of “aloof rich guy who doesn’t know how to express his feelings” to “has a secret wife in the attic” and “tries to dig up your grave so he can embrace your dead body”

[wizzard890]

the thing I enjoy most about this post is that digging up a grave to embrace a dead body is only like. the eighth worst thing heathcliff ever did.

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

I just worked up the courage to tell my long term partner a kink of mine and they said “I don’t think I’m comfortable with that” and I’m trying to be okay with it because of course they have that right but I’m really upset and trying not to cry and failing and I don’t know how to feel better

Oh honey, I’m so sorry. I wish I knew what to say to fix this for you, too — that’s the thing about kinks, right? Like....they’re super fun and I would never, ever trade mine for a vanilla existence, BUT ALSO, they make everything super fucking complicated, and I for sure used to wish that I could just. Stop. Being. Fucking. Weird.

So anyway what I’m saying is that you deserve to cry and feel upset. Your partner has every right not to be into your kink, but you also have the right to mourn that loss.

And like...look, I don’t think every kink is for every person, and that’s cool. But I DO think that partners should make every effort to be cool with their mate’s desires. That doesn’t mean doing drastic shit like gaining a ton of weight or, like, getting gang-banged while your partner watches—but it might mean fantasizing or role playing those scenarios (or whatever the particular desire is).

So maybe after this initial conversation you guys can revisit the topic and figure out a way to explore it that isn’t uncomfortable for your partner?

Good luck, darling. You’re a fucking trooper for telling the truth — these conversations are hard, and you’re awesome.

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

please please PLEASE!!! write some soft adam!!!!

Uggghhhh I mean can y’all imagine — just, O M F G, the level of dedication that Ronan would bring to feeding that boy. Because Ronan knows Adam, right, he knows him down to the ground, and he knows that Adam DESERVES to have more than enough, he deserves to be excessive just for the sake of it, to be warm and safe and full and loved.

And my GOD, how pretty will they look together? Adam all soooooft and just gently rounded everywhere and Ronan sharp-edged and taut.....

Fuck

Yes

I am warming to this subject

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

Hi I'm wondering what evidence there is for chubby!gansey? I love the hc but can it be backed up?

Well, the canon evidence is the sort of thing that’s more like “I can spin this into garbage” rather than “here is a scene where Gansey is clearly described as fat.” So it’s more like….canon details that can be utilized as part of a kinky headcanon?

So here, let me share with you the things Gansey does in canon that I totally interpret as Indicators of Chub:

1. His car is nicknamed The Pig. THE PIG.

2. When The Pig breaks down, he calls Ronan and demands to be picked up—and for Ronan to bring him fast food.

3. His backseat is full of food detritus: receipts for pizza, latte cups, various wrappers.

4. When he wants to get the crew excited about his Glendower plan, he’s like “you guys we need to strategize this shit. Let’s get gelato.” And then he buys a shit ton of gelato for everyone.

5. He’s a rich boy. Spoiled, spoiled, spoiled.

6. He used to be on the rowing team—or crew? Is that what the fuck it’s called? Idk but he used to play some sort of rich white boy sport, but now he does not. Is that because he’s busy looking for an ancient Welsh king? Possibly. Or is it because he’s an ex-jock who would rather eat pizza and gelato than work out? UMM YEAH I THINK SO

okay, that’s all I can reel off right this hot second, but it’s pretty convincing, right? Gansey is clearly the softest of soft boys. :)

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

I always forget you’re into raven cycles. Fat gansey is literally the love of my life

SAME SAME SAME OMG

As much as I love chubby Gansey (rich spoiled boy that he is), my favorite is chubby Adam. I know there’s not really canon evidence for it like there is with Gansey, but….god. I just really need my sweet beautiful Adam with his his sweet country accent to finally have enough—enough food, enough love, enough safety to have more than he needs — and GOOD FUCKING LORD, I need to see my sweet garbage baby Ronan Lynch feeding him like it’s HIS ACTUAL JOB and all he wants in this world is to see Adam fat and soft and happy and full

F U C K

I have one chapter of a Pynch fic written, and this is making me think I should drag that stuff back out. Not that you asked for Pynch fic. Or any fic. I just got excited, tbh.

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

MOM so im animating this character and hes hella tubby and my friend was looking it over and was like "dang he moves like an actual fat dude where did you find reference" and i just kinda went ??? Bc i did not want to share my jerk off material w my classmate 🎨

Ahahaha so basically it’s like LOOK I HAVE BEEN STUDYING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS that’s hilarious and wonderful - you’re doing God’s work

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

Please write whichever trash suits you as long as it’s not depressing lmao tysm

Hahaha okay I promise it will be absolutely non-depressingI went with healer Draco/patient Harry, and it’s coming along swimmingly, I gotta say

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

Okay okay okay, I did it, I posted it on my blog. Oh, BTW, same desperate person. I want you to read it but I don’t know how to get it to you😐

Ahhh!! That’s awesome darling. You can send me the link, or message me off anon — whatever feels comfy for you

[charlemane]

i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

[charlemane]

i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series

[hypokeimena]

#THERE 👏🏻 WAS 👏🏻 ROOM 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 DRACO 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)

[carhmel]

@missjanedoeeyes i feel like you’d enjoy this, mumma