HAND ME ANUDDAH BAG-A-DEM CHIPS
I made this thing. Here’s a full transcript:
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Dedede:
Dedede that’s the name you should know! Dedede He’s da king uh da show! You’ll holler and hoot! He’ll give KAHBY da BOOT! Dedede is the one!
NME salesman: How can I help you King Dedede?
Dedede: HAND ME ANOTHAH BAG O’ DEM CHIPS
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Dedede: AH NEED A MONSTAH TAH CLONSTAH DAT DARE KAHBONSTAH
NME salesman: What?
Escargoon: Ya better get a money!
NME salesman: That’s what we do best at NME!
Escargoon: A monEEEYY!
NME salesman: M&M
Give it all that you’ve got! Take your very best shot!
(Kirby inhales bullet)
(Transformation sequence)
(Shoots Ned)
Oooooooooooooooooh Kirby kirby kirby Kirby kirby kirby Kirby kirby kirby Kirby kirby kirby Kirby kirby kirby Kirby kirby kirby Savin’ the day! Kirby kirby kirby He’s Kirby! (Kirby) Kirbyyyyyy! (Kirby) kirby! (Kirby) Kirby kirby kirby’s the oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo–
Kirby: Poyo!
Tiff: NOOOOOOO!
(Kirby eats watermelon)
Kirby: Poyo!
(Dedede & Escargoon laugh)
Dedede: Ya fell for it!
Escargoon: Haha! We got your gut good this time sucker!
Dedede: Only a few seconds left! Ten! Nine! eig–
(BOOM)
Later…
(Dedede and Escargoon crying)
Dedede: It’s all our fault! Here Kirby, this one ain’t got no time bomb!
Escargoon: Ya better get it with a money back guarantee!
(Dedede hits him on the head twelve times)
(Theme song plays normally from that point)
Dedede: Dedede is the oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HEHEHE I AM A SUPAH STAH WARRIAH HEH