HAPPY (late) WAAALENTINE’S DAY, BABEEEYYY!!!!
NOW YOU CAN PLAY ONE OF MY GREATEST GAMES, VIRTUAL BOY WARIO LAND ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH AND SWITCH 2-
Wait, what deh heck? why’s the screen so tiny? and why are there two of dem? I can’t play my game like this!!
Bah, whatever, imma go back to playin tennis with baby me and uuhhh… dat purple guy. Y’know, what’s his face, that guy that’s been hanging around me the past like 26 years. Wa-loogie? Whatever.
This is my third year celebrating this tradition, and it’s also Nintendo’s second year (well, they’re 3 days late, and require an accessory, but eh close enough)








