#d.rantaro

[dangan-lust]

Tbh whenever I see that one Rantaro sprite where he's looking at the viewer and turning around I just wanna smack his juicy ass 🍑

you think he's ever done porn?

Oh my god

This one?

I'll be honest, "you think he's ever done porn?" is one of the funniest sentences I've seen recently. Anyways, probably not, but he should.

[dangan-lust]

It was intended as Mod Taro, shortened Rantaro and also taro like the root vegetable--complimentary bc I enjoy taro a lot :>

I hope things are going okay btw! Seems like it was a rough night/morning and that's never fun :(

I don't have anything super concrete to share right now so I'll leave you with the running bit that my roommate and I had for their first v3 playthrough of Rantaro being everyone's boyfriend. This was based around him being nice and stupid thicc in one of the angles of his body discovery (rip king v-v)

Actually, I do have something and it's that I think Rantaro would be a fun hook up but have terrible morning after habits. Not intentionally, just that he's always gone before you get up and also probably leaving the country. But he would probably leave a note and breakfast to reheat or like some bagels idk; I'm on the fence on if he can cook well.

Living and traveling lends to some cooking skills but rich background could go either way for me. But I suppose adventure and survival tends to involve camping so there's that aspect as well...

-🦷anon, who is rotating Rantaro curiously in their mind

Ah, I see!!

I'm okay, the internet is just crazy.

I like that bit, makes this line funnier. Everyone should pass him around like a blunt.

The thing about Rantaro is that he's either an amazing cook or absolutely terrible at it, no in-between. (As in cooking normal, tasty dishes, I mean, like a breakfast.)

But yeah, you're right... He's sweet, but 100% is just GONE. Stuck a note to the fridge and left without a trace. LMAO, that sort of reminded me of that image that spread around... just a little bit.