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[thesickening]

@d0ingfine replied to this post with . . . Hey, it's The Big Lebowski. And show that man some respect, they pissed on his fuckin' rug.

❝ So what ? My rug gets pissed on all the time and you don't see me bitchin'. ❞

[m0retapes]

-- More beef jerky. Jay sighed, opened the pack. Those pills have been drying his mouth out.

Rain battered the motel room. Feels trapped in here, this Summer monsoon has barely let up in two days.

Hadn't someone on Twitter mentioned water? The, the ark and the deluge and the water--

"Have you noticed that he knows a lot and you don't?" The unspoken bite: Or at least if you know you haven't told me a damn thing.

They're close but not friends yet. Maybe getting there. At least they can tolerate each other.

He sees that rage or annoyance on Tim's face but, Tim is always annoyed. It's a front, just like that plastic mask but... Jay's been good at recognizing when people are acting just not great at knowing what to do with that. Tried not to get angry in response.

'The totheark guys." You. "They know how this guy works or, or whatever the ark is or..." And you don't seem to know shit.

// @d0ingfine this was going to be a headcanon meta ask but a starter seemed more fun fjfhfg

[violeteyedkiller]

@d0ingfine

What's the best texture?

"Crunchy. Or at least food that has multiple textures and isn't just mush."

[d3adb0i]

@d0ingfine || Song: Hypermania by Therapy?

Kazumi stared at the stranger, clutching his own knife. He couldn't quite judge if the other was safe or filthy, if he was meant to be put to the sword or not. He approached, slowly, knife in hand, his guardian angel behind him, watching him, protecting him.

"Are you real?" he asked, slowly, his voice sounding strangely calm despite the blood on his hands, on his knife "Can you feel?"

The filthy ones couldn't feel anything, Ohn had explained. They only lived for hedonistic excess.

[tedtm]

Ted looks like he needs a hug. Can Tim give him a hug?

ted does need a hug ted always needs a hug. its the natural sad kicked puppy look he's got on his face all the time and the general pathetic aura that surrounds him. tim can give him a hug and will get one of two possible outcomes

the awkward half hug where he is trying to play it cool and act like a Normal Person who does not have any problems but instead feels like a weird alien that doesnt know what human interaction is supposed to look like and so he is stiff and uncomfortable or

ted absolutely melts into the hug and probably cries because he is so lonely and touch starved and this is the most affection he has gotten from someone other than his brother in years.

take your pick and enjoy the beautiful emotionally repressed mess of a man that is theodore

[rinnahtheskinchanger]

outdoors - for da smut meme 👀

@d0ingfine

She'd been so relaxed, staring up at the stars, until the sound of shivering started up again to her left.

Gods, he's stubborn.

Rinnah had let Tim know that she was going to sleep outside that night. The sky was clear as anything, moon and stars bright enough to bathe the world in a pale glow. He'd set out to join her, even after she told him it would probably be colder than he was willing to handle, but he persisted. She was still reluctant, but assumed that eventually he would give in and go back inside.

A well-worn blanket had been tossed on the ground, with Tim forcibly herded onto the fabric with explicit instructions not to leave it, and not to remove his own blanket that he'd brought. Rinnah was willing enough to humor him for a time, even getting a nice fire going, though with a warning that it would not be fed through the night, and would be left to go out before she went to sleep.

And, now, here they lay with the fire hardly more than embers, and the cold was steadily working it's way back to them.

"You should really go back inside, Tim."

There was no answer, though when she turned her head to look at him, his eyes were pointedly glaring at her over the top of his blanket. Undoubtedly, any attempts at a verbal rebuttal would've easily been undermined by the chattering of teeth.

Rinnah huffed in a fond annoyance, rolling her eyes as she sat up and crawled to the edge of the blanket, undoing the straps that held a tight bundle to the bottom of her pack. The cover was removed to reveal a sheepskin that quickly unfurled once released. She crawled back over to her companion, throwing the sheepskin on top of the blanket, before making her way underneath to join him.

"Absolutely ridiculous." The woman rolled to face away, before carefully moving to press her back against his front. She shifted a bit, tugging one of his arms beneath her, and the other over top. Her hands grabbed each of his, and firmly brought them up under her shirt. "Freezing your ass off just to keep me company really isn't one of your brighter ideas."

While the feeling of cold hands wasn't pleasant, she at least knew that it wouldn't last too long. Besides, the possibility of having a pair of large, warm hands against her skin was much too enticing to pass up.

"If you can't stay warm like this, I'm hauling you back inside and barricading the door."

[rinnahtheskinchanger]

👀 + Timbothy

@d0ingfine

"Tim? Oh god..."

There's this dreamy look in her eyes as she stares off into the distance and thinks about how to describe what makes him just....everything.

"Personality, first, because I know for a damn fact I'm gonna start rambling about that man's looks. He is fuckin' so nice, and so sweet. He can be a huge doofus, and especially so when he's trying to cheer me up or show off. He's so fuckin' funny and has the same sense of humor that I have. He's patient and understanding, and tries his best to accept me no matter how crazy shit gets." She pauses a moment as her expression softens, "He knows how big and strong I can be, but he never tries to tell me that I shouldn't be scared. Lets me be sad and go through things. I know he probably is holding some stuff back, but he definitely lets me see him be vulernable, too. So we get to be there for each other."

Gods...

"And his fuckin' looks?" Her features have changed drastically to something almost predatory, though there's an obvious blush that grows as she continues to speak. "I mean, you'd have to kinda be fuckin' blind not to get it. His hair's all thick and soft. He's got those big fuckin' brows, and that perfect nose. Stupid, perfect, goofy smile. And those sideburns? Forget about it."

She sighs, just loving to think about his perfect fucking face, before moving onto the main course.

"Have you seen those arms? Those goddamn meaty fuckin' mitts at the end of'em? The broad shoulders on the other end?" Her teeth are a bit sharper and glinting in the light. "He's just fuckin' b r o a d and I love it. Love the thighs, love the tum, love the ass. I can fuckin' cuddle that man like there's no tomorrow. He's comfy to lay on, and so nice to touch and grab and squeeze..."

Aaaaaand she's being dragged away before she goes completely feral.

[thesickening]

@d0ingfine replied to this post with . . . Maybe they're just waiting, Dude.

❝ Geez. Absolutely horrifying statement ! Oh well. I'm sure I'll find a way to kill them again. ❞