written by wikia (28 yrs old) / est. 9/21/25 / potentially triggering content present.
/ΜΈΜ Μ ΜΜ Μ Μ Μ Μ SELECT A CHARACTER β΄
β THE DUDE [ΚΙͺΙ’Κα΄sα΄ α΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄ Ιͺα΄Κ] // THE GUY [ΚΙͺΙ’Κα΄sα΄ α΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄ Ιͺα΄Κ] // THE DEMON [ΚΙͺΙ’Κ α΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄ Ιͺα΄Κ] // THE DOE [Κα΄α΄‘-α΄α΄α΄ Ιͺα΄α΄ α΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄ Ιͺα΄Κ]
OPEN TAG. TIMELINE / VERSES.
RULES BELOW
I. MUTUALS Β + FOLLOWING
Interactions are reserved for mutuals only. However, non-mutuals can still like posts, reblog (non-threads) posts, and send me asks if they wish!
This blog is A-OKAY with personals following, liking & reblogging posts as long as they're not any threads.
As for DUPLICATES? I'm unsure how large this game's RPC is, but this blog accepts them with open arms! Especially when this blog has different muses available, it'll be easy to write something together.
This blog is also very accepting of OCs & crossovers! I've ALWAYS loved them, and frankly, if I didn't -- I'd have no one to write with here!
Since this is a multimuse, please specify muse in asks or starters! If you don't, I'll either default to Dude or another I see most appropriate for the interaction. If I forget to or don't specify, feel free to uno reverse this rule. Which you can just pick Dude by default, or any of the others if you'd rather!
II. NSFW + Triggering content
You're probably already aware but these muses come from a controversial series. Common content you'll find on this blog: MASS KILLINGS, GUN VIOLENCE, GENERAL VIOLENCE, FREQUENT DRUG USE & MENTION, SUICIDE MENTIONS & TENDENCIES, BLOOD & GORE. Although this series is filled with even more, I suspect the aforementioned will be the most common on the blog. Everything will be tagged regardless.
These muses are horndogs, so when smut happens, it will be tagged as "nsft"
Because of the themes present, and the Mun's age, this blog is 21+ only.
III. CANON DIVERGENT
( special note: if you don't know anything about the series, you can skip this section since it's long and you likely won't make false assumptions. But this is important if you're somewhat knowledgeable or a fellow fan )
Many plot points and details in the series are left unclear, and thus, up to player interpretation. Due to this, I have my own interpretations of certain events & characters across the series. For more information on my depictions, it's best to read the character pages or ask questions rather than making assumptions!
All muses are treated as different characters who exists separately.
This blog primarily focuses on ππππππ 1 & ππππππ 2, while taking a little from P1 Redux. As a result, Dude's main verse takes place in a slightly canon divergent setting right after Apocalypse Weekend where he doesn't fall into an 11-year coma. Why? I don't care for the fourth game's story, characterization, or overall tone much. I just rather focus on the first two games.
I also depict [P2] Dude as chaotic neutral. He's not the most evil man in the world, but he's not particularly good either. He's violent and willing to kill, but won't just kill / hurt anyone and everyone he sees.
I also don't follow the movie's canon, I simply use Zack W.ard as a live action faceclaim for convenience's sake. I enjoyed the movie! I just don't see its canon as the same as the game's. Doe's faceclaim is Lindsay Lo.han.
ππππππ 3 isn't canon to Dude's character nor story. However, its events will be referenced for The Demon's story, and I use icons from P3 for the Demon.
Due to multiple muses on this blog [officially] being a "Dude" -- I'll be referring to them by different names in order to avoid confusion. (As you might've seen with "Guy", "Demon", and "Dude") You can check the character pages to understand who's whom.
Finally. Although this ISN'T canon to begin with, I wanna make it clear since it's a popular fan theory, and this blog does NOT follow it. The Boss / Dude's father is not the protagonist from the first game. This is out of personal preferences, analysis, and feelings regarding the character and first game. This blog depicts that character ("Guy") as a younger person completely unrelated to Dude.
IV. GODMODDING + METAGAMING
Godmodding is a no and metagaming is also a no.
V. SHIPPING
This blog is multiship! While I love to ship with chemistry, I'm also willing to do preestablished stuff upon discussion and plotting!
VI. REBLOGGING
Anything but threads are rebloggable! Because typically my partners donβt like threads to be reblogged. But whether youβre a mutual or not, feel free to reblog my ooc posts, my shitposts, memes, my art. (highly encouraged!) I donβt mind at all!!! π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί Also, if you sent in a meme or anything in the inbox, feel free to turn it into a thread. (Also encouraged!)
VII. MUN EQUAL DOES NOT MUSE
Pointless to say but ALL the muses are horrible in some capacity. Their actions & words do not reflect the mun's views.
VIII. GRAPHICS + ICONS
Icons and graphics are made by me! IN FACT, all the renders in the bios are made by me in Blender! (With the exception of Dude's!)
Special note: I use an edited version of the beta model from P3 for Dude's regular icons. The original SFM conversion was by NTFRMERTH on steam. HOWEVER. I imported the model to Blender and I edited his textures to my liking. That also means not only did I make the icons, but I also render the pictures FOR said icons. Obvs don't steal plz. It'd be blatant LOL. Other than that, I just wanted to explain where the icons came from. :')
IX. MUN
Hiii! I am the mun, you can call me Wikia. I am 28 years old. If you made it down here, I just wanna say thereβs no password to send and thank you for reading and respecting my rules! I hope to write with you soon. β€οΈ
ββΰ½ΰ½² ΰΎ(Β αΆ αΆΈαΆα΅ ᡧβα΅€!Β )ΰ½ΰΎ ΰΎββ’ββ ΰ½ΰ½² ΰΎββ Fuck... ββΰ½ΰΎ ΰΎΒ An exhausted sigh flows heavy; eyes focus on the ground as the heavy weight of his thoughts pulls him down into a deep sea of misery like an anchor. Fear claws its way into his heart, leaving him hesitant to speak the truth ββΰ½ΰ½ especially on how this would be his second murder attempt on the same person. ΰ½ΰ½² ΰΎββ I am not great with violence... so I was really hoping for the gun... you know, to be a little more detached from it... but I guess that was a stupid fucking thought. ββΰ½ΰΎ ΰΎ Kicking the ground with an exhausted huff, he decides to speak honestly, hoping the information would convince Guy that violence is the answer, at least in this very situation.
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β ΰ½ΰ½² ΰΎββ I am so serious. I already tried to drain him of all blood... but I am such a fuck up... I somehow even messed that up. ββΰ½ΰΎ ΰΎ Pre-preparing to hear judgment, stained lips curl into a harsh frown as crimson orbs gaze up, barely able to make eye contact, ashamed he's a vampire being harassed by a human. ΰ½ΰ½² ΰΎββ He used to kiss me regardless of how many times I asked him to stop. Hug me, hold my hand, sit in my lap. Would talk to me about things I didn't wanna talk about. ββΰ½ΰΎ ΰΎ
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β ΰ½ΰ½² ΰΎββ Like... if you were, theoretically, assaulted, would you want the other person in your life who is assaulting you to talk to you about it? Or like about sex at all? Probably not... probably wouldn't want them talking to your family or friends either, and I've asked so many times for him to stop... Sadly, like I said, shooting him didn't work... breaking his hands didn't work... burning his ass with a cigarette also did nothing. Name-calling only makes him cry and more annoying... So... if he's going to be in my life... I have to remove his hands. ββΰ½ΰΎ ΰΎ
β β You may think the gun helps, but it's still your hand that pulls the trigger. Whosever death it brings is your fault. β The clarification feels necessary. Fantasies are nice, but sometimes dangerous. He'd rather deliver a hard truth than let a pleasant lie hurt Aluin. β In fact, guns are often bloodier. One wrong pull and you can make spaghetti outta someone's head. Not something you wanna see ... especially if you're not great with violence. β
In spite of his warnings, Guy needs little time for consideration. If he was thrown into such a situation, he'd probably have beaten anyone's ass who treated him that way. And deep down, he knows he might even resort to homicide if the harassment escalated enough. There's too much violence swelling in his heart, it's already about to burst with it.
β β Sounds like he did a lotta shit without your consent. Makes me wanna "talk" to him myself. β Perhaps it's a situation best for him to stay out of. But Guy can't help ... despite his fearful nature, he's also highly protective. β What's his deal ? Is he ... obsessed with you ? Does he ... think you owe him a relationship ? β
Head gently shakes β as if concern that Aluin might get the wrong idea, so he's already denying something that has never been asked. β Don't think you did anything to encourage him. Just ... wondering about the context. If I know, maybe I can offer suggestions. β
Except suggestions aren't emerging in his brain β only problems. Because Guy's mind isn't innovative when it comes to solutions. All it manufactures are new issues & bleak scenarios. And here comes another one, tugging on the corners of his lips down to a more prominent frown.
β β Don't know if removing his hands would help or not. He seems kinda ... adamant ? Determined. He might start touchin' you with his feet ... or worse, his tongue ... β
guy when other people have problems: extreme violence is never the answer!
guy when he has problems: oh my god i'm gonna have to kill. i'm gonna have to kill an entire town. i'm gonna have to blow it up. the entire town's gotta go. i'm gonna have to kill every peer i see. everyone has to die. it's either me or them. death is the only answer.
ββΰ½ΰ½² ΰΎ(Β αΆ αΆΈαΆα΅ ᡧβα΅€!Β )ΰ½ΰΎ ΰΎββ’ββ ΰ½ΰ½² ΰΎββ It absolutely has to be his hands. ββΰ½ΰΎ ΰΎ There's a determined shake of the head, and his flat expression shifts to something partially serious when speaking through his thought process. ΰ½ΰ½² ΰΎββ I shot him once in the leg before... and he still touched me afterwards... GOSH--- he's so fucking gross--- absolutely it has to be the hands. Say... if I... ββΰ½ΰΎ ΰΎ
Dollish hands are raised to the air like he is being held at gunpoint. ΰ½ΰ½² ΰΎββ Do you have good enough aim to shoot my hands in the air? Wanna try? Maybe this could work. I could stick him up before firing. ββΰ½ΰΎ ΰΎ
β β No, Aluin, I'm not gonna shoot you. Besides, there's a chance your bully isn't gonna keep his hands raised like that. Think a melee weapon would be more efficient. Like ... shoot him in the legs to immobilize him, then get a sharp blade and saw his hands off. β
β β . . . Are you serious 'bout this ? 'Cause unless this bully did something really bad to you, I don't think extreme violence is the answer. Is he sexually harrassin' you or something' ? β
"I know a lot about guns! I can help you shop!" Guy, no.
ββΰ½ΰ½² ΰΎ(Β αΆ αΆΈαΆα΅ ᡧβα΅€!Β )ΰ½ΰΎ ΰΎββ’ββ Aluin literally doesn't understand manners or anything regarding public safety, so he just lets his mouth run. ΰ½ΰ½² ΰΎββ Guns are illegal where I live, and I don't have a government ID... so THANKS .α ΛΛΛ I'll take all the help I can get. I used to have a kahr arms CT9 9mm that was modified to take holy bullets... but it got confiscated... I doubt I'll ever find anything that great again...But anyhow, I need something to shoot the hands off of my childhood bully --- is there like a special gun for that? ββΰ½ΰΎ ΰΎ
β β . . . Just his hands ? Even for the best aim ever, that'd be kinda difficult to do. Likely to hit something vital if you're trying to aim for the hands. Easier to shoot his legs off ... if you wouldn't mind that ? β A part of him knows he shouldn't be giving advice, as this could be considered abetting a crime ... if Aluin goes through with it. But he'll get to that later. Right now, he's curious to hear more.
The gore dumpster during the parade level is very interesting because even though it's the only time we ever see something like this in P0STAL. (Something that might actually imply Guy was right about Paradise being "homicidal" and "sick") Its placement doesn't entirely feel random. In fact, I wonder if Guy himself saw and acknowledges it. Because ...
I can hear the rumble, the thunder of drums in the distance. If I find them there, then I will know the Old One was right.
It was always planned for the Marching Band to be Guy's "trigger" for some reason -- something that absolutely convinced him of his "delusions." This is a scrapped journal entry from an early prototype build of P0STAL 1 -- where the plot seemed like it would've been Guy believing demons were possessing / posing as people, rather than a biological warfare attack.
In the actual game, it is still the Parade that made Guy absolutely certain he is now in a "war" -- that the marching band was evil. Because an old version of the game, along with the final version too, ALWAYS had this in mind ... it definitely felt deliberate. That SOMETHING certainly happened here to trigger Guy. Did he come across the gore dumpster and connected the band to it? Did he believe the band was guilty?
"...and now I'm the one who doesn't understand what any of that means." He's been trapped on the citadel for years. He's not up on today's memes. Hard to say if that's for better or worse.
"B-But I can try. I...I only really know how to appeal to Ricks and Mortys though. Uh. Long story short, the citadel is where a bunch of the same people but from different universes live. Which...which sounds crazy, I know."
He may or may not be slightly scared over what a 'skibidi toilet' is...
β β Haha ! That DOES sound crazy ! Too crazy, even. β Actually it sounds completely normal to him. He's well aware of all the different universes. But pretending to be normal and all that, blah blah blah ... β Are you sure you're not trippin' on a fuckton of acid ? Actually, never mind. If you are, that might help me even more. β
his shoulders roll β shrugging off any concern.
β β And you did say you helped one of those Mortys become president, right ? Then you have expertise in uhh ... doing that ! Presidential campaigns. β A pause as realization grabs him. β . . . Or did he become president over other Rick & Mortys ? β
β β Make-up ? β He sounds offended. With a huff, fists plant upon his hips. β Are you implying my natural appearance isn't pretty enough ? β His hand quickly shoots up before she can offer a response. β Okay. Don't answer that. But the other two also didn't wear make-up. So I don't see why I gotta put more work into it. β
Oop! Realized Dude's crotch was in the wrong place and looked anatomically implausible LOL. So I gave that a quick fix!
Below the cut is my art ramblings -- comparing this to an old piece of art from around a year ago, which is what inspired this piece ... and shows how much I've improved!
Here's an older art from around this time last year that had the same theme... of Guy & Dude shootin' together out in the summer heat, and the implications they've removed most of the clothing due to getting too hot lol (beer DOES NOT HELP!!!)
I was originally gonna post this to OP for comparison but then I got embarrassed by how bad it was... which is rly funny, 'cos at the time -- I was pretty proud of this art! Now I look at it and I'm like eughughhh. You can also see how I've changed their designs a bit (especially Guy's! This was before I started giving him piercings)
Guy has some hints of muscles in the OG, but not like he does in the new pic. The original plan for Guy's body is that he'd have a little muscle. Not totally jacked, but still "fit". Yet as I started drawing him more and more, he just became bigger and bigger! π It felt fitting for his character! And plus when his muscles are more emphasized, it mirrors Dude's slenderness even better -- it makes their deliberate differences in designs stand out more. And I think that's one of the best things to do in character design, emphasize the traits.
It's also important to note that, despite the fact that I've been drawing for over 16 years now. By the time I started doing Postal fanart, I was barely even drawing for the last 6 years. For some reason around 2020, I lost most of my motivation, and struggled with it greatly. I was getting to the point where I believe I had given up. Yet for some reason... Postal reignited my muse for drawing again and I started doing it lots! Which makes me grateful to the series lul. But it also may be why my older Postal arts look particularly worse, 'cos I was rusty at the time.
[ txt -> cereza π ] : now that'd make me feel bad 'cause then i'd be treating you like some kind of sugar mommy. i should be able to afford my own pizza head but money is just tight lately...
[ txt -> cereza π ] : yeah?? bet you can take a lot of things
[ txt -> cereza π ] : you into that, too?
[ txt -> cereza π ] : i'd love to be one with you! we could share skin and organs π«
[ txt -> cereza π ] : lol... i mean... if you'd like
You are a leader, whether you wanted to be or not. You have been burdened by a purpose greater than yourself. All sense of identity has been buried beneath the necessity of duty. Sacrifice is normalcy to you, and every day you trade away pieces of yourself to serve. The people who follow you cannibalize you. They take, and take, and take. But you are no pushover. You have a just mind, and lead with a firm hand. You are a terror to some and hope to others. A tyrant to your dissidents, but a savior to your loyalists. Rarely will they praise you, and often will you suffer the blame for their own failings. But it is your job to bear it all. Who are you beneath the responsibilities? You wouldnβt know; it is a thing grown from your bones themselves. Duty is a burden you will never escape, no matter what form it takes. How long before it breaks you?
Wanted to talk about Guy's uhhh blood / gore kinks. It's not exactly the gore itself that turns him on. No, gore and injury alone does not do it for him. It's actually about the intimacy and trust behind it. When Guy writes smut, he never writes anyone getting attacked. He never writes anyone getting hurt against their will. The gore is consensual in the way that the one being hurt asked for it. Because to him, it takes a lot of trust to have someone hurt you and know they won't go too far.
Playing with someone's guts / insides is also very intimate in his mind. It's like being naked. Normally, no one else should see you naked ... or see your insides. Evisceration is very symbolic for wanting to show someone a part of you which they've never seen before.
He's not very open about these interests 'cos he knows that uhhh ... most people would find it Weird. He is more likely to share it with someone if he suspects they wouldn't judge him (either someone he trusts most, or they have already told him they have similar kinks)
He also 100% realizes that in most cases, these kinks are impossible and cannot happen in real life. (Much like inflation! LMAOOO) But he just enjoys fantasizing and writing about it anyway :-) Obviously, he'd never try to replicate it in reality. Maybe pretend / roleplay, but he's not gonna get a knife and show his partner his insides or vice versa.
