Do Dave's reproduce asexually in this context
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Do Dave's reproduce asexually in this context
mitosis
Introducing Dave^3sprite^2!
- goes by “d3s2″ or “d3″
- or just “y’all”
- mainly they/them (but like in the actually plural way) or he/him sometimes
- refers to themselves as “we” most of the time
- 3 Daves in a trenchcoat if the trenchcoat was a flashing video game construction
- if you thought one Dave was a lot then you haven’t met d3
- triple the Dave means triple the talking
- wishes they could get out of their head
- all three Daves can talk at the same time, this is known as “triplespeak”
- only Rose and Hal can understand the triplespeak, Hal because of computer bullshit and Rose because of seer bullshit
- can’t stay still
- tries to avoid interacting with other dave iterations at all costs
- not particularly interested in romance
- or friendships outside of rose and hal tbh
- they already have enough company
Askbox is open!
How do Dave's know who they are
d3: what are you, | a cop? | fuck off
what are the sprites' opinions of each other? davekatsprite^2 about dave^3sprite^2 and vice versa?
DKS: they SEEM pretty chill but every time i try to TALK to them they bail the FUCK out
dunno whats up with that
D3S2: if we have to deal with | another fuckin dave we | swear to god we’ll explode
D3S2 sprite!
Can 3 Dave's be ash or something because that sounds really dumb
d3s2: probably best not to think about it
translation under the cut