Jan 6, 2023
112 - CHORBY SHORT
The Magic requested miku. I had to oblige.
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112 - CHORBY SHORT
The Magic requested miku. I had to oblige.
the field zones are linear algebra and i'll be modifying these matricies to form a linear outcome by translating them across time with calculus by launching a 78.4mm ball with a large primarily fiber laiden lathed tree stump to send it airborne into the stands of an adoring audience *
*the preceding statement can be replaced with the phrase "i hit the ball to win"
Fall Guys Friday No Not That One - Conclusion
Time to see who we got folks, I’m expecting a shadows player or maybe someone cool like torus or-
Oh. OH.
Yes it’s that one, the rootin, tootin, shootin, kind cowboy of the pies, Jaxon Buckley. I guess that’s another to add to the “core mechanics potential batters” list, and we’ve got a cowboy motif going. If folks don’t know, Jaxon is incredibly scary.
They’ve also got a fair bit of weight to them due to being idoled so heavily. The good news is, they can’t be incinerated. the bad news is, that’s another subtractor in our batting lineup. And potentially a bad omen if we don’t get rid of it fast. Such is the way of the sim, though. You get some neat and interesting stories out of the strange interactions that happen. Let’s hope the reader had some foresight.
SC0 - Scoobert Toast
Status: Calamitous.
where are we
36 - Djuna Scoresburg Our first to fall, perhaps our first try guessing position?
FALL GUYS FRIDAY - PRELUDE
Last time on Fall Guys Friday (no not those fall guys) the Mechs gained a team bio, explaining the history of the mechanics and Blaseball as a whole from previous eras.
Afterwards, players once again dropped from Black Hole^2 and landed onto teams. The last fall, we had gained the batting powerhouse, Jaxon Buckley from the Philly Pies. Once again starting the worrying trend that the core mechanics will be able to bat for once, which I think is the scariest trend I’ve seen in a while.
Will the mechanics get ANOTHER batter and somehow have anything other than pitching? Stay tuned to find out!
211 - Vicuña Grimsley Finally, Positions!