#daaaaaaaaaaaan

[wvant8786]

Listening to Dan play Space Quest is relaxing. It's kind of like listening to an adult version of Bob Ross only you know he's playing a game.

[malkingmecrazy]

BARNESY COMES BACK** TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SO MUCH EXCITE

VERY HOCKEY

SUCH FIGHTS

**to the Cutthroats, after being out for eight weeks with a busted jaw

[ohmystarlord]

3% battery life left

I lower the brightness on my screen but it makes it go black

so I put it up to one again

oh god BABY DON'T LEAVE ME THIS WAAAAAYYYYY

[ask-herbertwest]

Why does making a sandwich for someone have to have an ulterior motive behind it?

Someone is paranoid.