Dear diary, it’s Friday and my day started great! I found an old sock at the park that smelt brilliant and a disposable glove a druggie left behind. Mum chased me for it, but kept it. Just can’t find it now I’m home🤔Sam came home from work with a lamb bone!!😆that’s me with it. That was a pretty big f$&ing lamb. The other photo is me stalking Mum while she ate a custard cannoli. I love custard. I gave Mum a bag for Mother’s Day. I told dad she’d like a grey one but dad got the black one, so today we’re going to swap it for the grey one😏Mum went out with her friends last night. She came home after bed time and she snuck into bed with dad. She didn’t even say hello to me. I waited a while then barked continually til Mum got up and and gave me a cuddle. She’s a bit grumpy this morning 😡










