you and alfie try soft launching the fact that you have a daughter, but the internet struggles to catch on.
content/warnings: smau, dad!ab, established relationship (alfie and reader have been together since school), your daughter is 2ish years (sorry if some pictures aren’t as consistent with her age), teeniest bit suggestive right at the end
notes: my first request! the original ask for anyone who wants to see can be found here. feel free to request anything you’d like, just check my rules first! <3
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yourusername life lately 🧸
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glambyflo need one of those matchas next xx
yourusername glambyflo i’ll let you know next time i make one!!
livvydimartino you look sooo cosy in the last pic
yourusername livvydimartino just me and my favorite boy taking a nap together (the cat)
alfiebuttle yourusername i’m not your favorite boy?
yourusername alfiebuttle number three at best x
alfiebuttle yourusername well who’s number two??
yourusername alfiebuttle harry styles.
username alfie’s so smiley what a cutie
username know for a fact all those stuffed animals are alfie’s he seems like the type to secretly keep them all 😂😂
username alfie plays with stuffed animals confirmed…?
alfiebuttle username it’s not what it looks like
username alfiebuttle sure mate
alfiebuttle
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alfiebuttle little beach motive
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theburntchip glad to see you still embracing your inner child neph
alfiebuttle theburntchip don’t rage bait me unc
yourusername cheers to alfie for making me carry the giant flumping bag 🙄
alfiebuttle yourusername my hands were a bit full carrying something else tbf
yourusername alfiebuttle yeah that big head of yours xx
alfiebuttle yourusername wtf ??
username first alfie’s playing with stuffed animals, now he’s playing with toy trucks… y/n is a strong soldier for putting up w that lol
alfiebuttle username I DO NOT PLAY WITH TOYS
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🎵 hey daddy (daddy’s home) — usher
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yourusername alfie was sick of you lot thinking he plays with toys… meet baby willa 🤍
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alfiebuttle now let’s make another one 😏
yourusername alfiebuttle not funny alf
alfiebuttle yourusername it wasn’t a joke y/n
sabinablair_ willa is just the sweetest little muffin 🥹💕
yourusername sabinablair_ she misses her auntie sabina!
livvydimartino the hardest secret i’ve ever kept! love you guys xxxx
yourusername livvydimartino love you so much more livvy!
username THEY WEREN’T ALFIE’S TOYS???!?!!!
username username the fact that everyone just accepted that alfie probably plays with toys at the beach is SO FUNNY